So how are we supposed to know when someone comes on the board with one post that they're legit? What are qualities that set apart a real new poster from a fake?
I'll start:
1. They keep coming back and posting more
6. They post in a thread devoted to a movie, not in the general area.
shareI agree that that ups their credibility.
Why anyone questioned me initially after posting in General Discussion that I had been flying the galaxy in a spaceship I really don't know.
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If you had told them you were flying around in your supersonic rocket ship it would have been more believable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZB8XXYePy0
Once again our ridiculous agendas converge.
As for my initial interactions here, I figured I might as well let people know who they were dealing with from the first moment.
I think people knew what they were in for based on your previous incarnations, onelemon, twolemons and threelemons.
We have scrubbed all reference to previous versions to give you a fresh start but we probably won't tolerate fivelemons.
I guess if I had to I could return as a cumquat.
shareOr you could just behave and swear allegiance to Captain Kirk.
That last part is optional but upper management looks favourably upon Kirk fans.
Since the one episode of Star Trek I've ever watched had him in it, I will. For you.
Don't expect me to get a tattoo of him or anything like that, though.
Part of the allegiance is reminding samoanjoes at every opportunity that this his beloved Captain Picard:
https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Patrick-Stewart-Smiling-in-Drag.jpg
It may seem like it would get old fast, but it doesn't.
I'm going to leave that task up to you. You are the leader of the Kirk fan club. I'm only second banana.
shareAlso optional is having a full sized Kirk body pillow.
And if anyone, like samoanjoes, tells you that's gay, tell them it's for back support.
The fact that I have three of them, just means I got a good deal on them.
I've been fake for years
shareIt's never too late to be real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FiSaYU1Aqs
8. They don’t ask you to check out their review site.
share9. They don’t ask data mining questions.
share10. They don't have a bunch of random numbers in their name.
11. They don’t have 100 other similarly named sock accounts.
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