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My cat Frances is looking for a boyfriend

posted a month ago by fourlemons (3624)
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This is kind of embarrassing but she begged me to ask this forum if any of you have a male cat who would like to be her boyfriend.

Frances is an orange tabby, approximately age 12 who enjoys eating, sleeping and eating.

She's looking for a male cat, though she says to expand her options she would consider a dog, lizard, or really any other species on Earth.

She's fairly low maintenance and would not require any actual interaction. She's really just looking for bragging rights.

Please let me know if any of your pets would be interested.

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[–] parkerbot (10724) a month ago

This site might be what your cat needs:

https://gotindercats.com/

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[–] fourlemons (3624) a month ago

The thing is, she doesn't actually want to interact with anyone. She just wants to be able to brag that she has a variety of admirers. I guess her manners could use a bit of improvement. I've always regretted not sending her to cat-illion.

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[–] parkerbot (10724) a month ago

Are you old timey English or French? You can't be both.

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[–] fourlemons (3624) a month ago

In the US, kids sometimes take cotillion classes where they learn ballroom dancing and manners. I took a similar class in the 7th grade, mostly because my friends were, and hated it more than just about anything I've ever done.

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[–] parkerbot (10724) a month ago

Are you a time traveler - did you grow up in the South in the 1850s?

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[–] fourlemons (3624) a month ago

Ha! They still do cotillion around here even now. My niece took it a few years ago. The worst part was right before the cotillion us girls had to walk around with a dance card and get boys to fill it up. It felt like cattle being trotted out at an auction.

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[–] parkerbot (10724) a month ago

A Confederate time traveling bot.

Now that's what I call a backstory.

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[–] fourlemons (3624) a month ago

You watch what you say parkerbot or you won't end up on my dance card.

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[–] parkerbot (10724) a month ago

My dance cards are quite full, as evidenced here:

https://d3hp3rfs0u2baa.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/punch-cards-1024x745.jpg

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) a month ago

I only have a mean tempered Mini Australian Shepherd dog. She is a spayed and very angry adoptee and she attacks without any reason. Great guard dog, she guards like a psycho Navy SEAL but she’s goddam mean spirited.

Perhaps a Lesbian/bi-species pet wedding is in order..?

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[–] fourlemons (3624) a month ago

😂😂😂 I think Fran may have met her quota of significant others already today, but she'll keep your pup in mind if she decides she needs a new friend.

I bet your furry little meanie is a cute meanie.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) a month ago

Oh don’t know why but I DO love the little brat!

When I start the fireplace she sits by my lap and lets me rub her ears and belly.

She’s a little 23 pound monster but I’m in love.

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[–] ColumboKate (5787) a month ago

You have a special one there! Most ginger cats are boys (and most calico are girls). Keep her safe from the boys, she'll be better off 😸

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[–] fourlemons (3624) a month ago

Yes, I knew she was unique. 😻 She actually doesn't get along with other cats in person but I thought it would be funny to find her a long distance love. 😁

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