In homage to Al Lowe and his Cyberjoke 3000 which wrapped up last year after twenty five years of jokes, I'll try to post some jokes here on a regular basis and we'll see how long it can last.
And with that, the Cyberjoke 4000 is active.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
Two years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
shareIn what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
Naked and screaming, just like the rest of us.
My wife has stood beside me for 35 years. I think it’s time we finally buy a second chair.
shareMy wife sat me down and told me how important Valentine’s Day is to her.
She must have something really awesome planned for us.
The police are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors.
They say the guy could be a real danger - unless you have a rock.
My wife has been missing a week now. Police say to prepare for the worst, so I have been going to the charity clothing stores to get all her clothes back.
shareWhat did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
"Robin, get in the car."
Jake Bernstein, a much loved and revered young man was taken prematurely, and, as he was lowered into the ground his 3 best friends were stood there, and Jack the English guy says, "Jake was a a great guy who did so much for us all in his short life and I'm going to give him £100 to take with him", and Jack takes out 5 crisp £20 notes and throws them on top of the coffin. Paddy, his Irish mate agrees with him and says "I'm going to match that" and takes out 10 crisp 10 pound notes and throws them in also. Manny their Jewish pal shakes his head and says, "I can't believe you two cheapskates after all Jake did for us...I'm going to give him £1200 to take with him to his maker", and writes out a cheque for £1400, and puts it on the coffin while taking the 200 pounds cash out and putting it in his pocket.
That one is for you Arnold.