In homage to Al Lowe and his Cyberjoke 3000 which wrapped up last year after twenty five years of jokes, I'll try to post some jokes here on a regular basis and we'll see how long it can last.
And with that, the Cyberjoke 4000 is active.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
My dad thinks he’s an optimist.
He always says “Cheer up, son, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”.
I know he means well.
Diary: June 28, 1954. So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this.
Diary: June 30, 1954. I accidentally told Lex. Should be okay.
What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?
I asked for coffee.
If a co-worker is getting on your nerves today, remember, somebody is probably married to them and has to hang out with them and they're not even getting paid to do it.
shareI’m not proud of the person I become when I see a cheese tray at a party.
shareWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't bother. He's not coming.
A lawyer named Strange passed away. His friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for a passerby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However, he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer." That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, "That's Strange."
shareI had amnesia once - maybe twice.
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