In homage to Al Lowe and his Cyberjoke 3000 which wrapped up last year after twenty five years of jokes, I'll try to post some jokes here on a regular basis and we'll see how long it can last.
And with that, the Cyberjoke 4000 is active.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.
shareWhat do call a snowman that plays piano?
Meltin’ John.
I have a perfect memory. I can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten.
shareIf I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.
shareMy dad said, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”
It was a terrible way to be told I was adopted.
Surprised and glad to see Al Lowe's name mentioned on this non-gaming forum. Larry Lafter is one of the most iconic videogame characters! The first, fourth and seventh games are masterpieces.
shareHis email joke service was terrific and he'd respond when you contacted him.
He's a great one-of-a-kind guy! I hope he'll make his comeback to the gaming industry!
shareI don't think that's in the cards. He said he wasn't even consulted with respect to the most recent Larry games - talk about rude developers/publishers.
shareAl thanked them for not letting him participate in their disasters!
https://allowe.com/games/larry/history-of-larry/box-office-bust.html
If I were rich I would give most of my money to the poor.
But instead I'm poor so I give most of my money to the rich.
I split up with my girlfriend when she threw away my deck of cards, my wand, and my top hat.
By that point, the magic had gone.