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Pirate change has really got me stessed out guys.


Ahoy, mateys. I'd like to discuss a serious topic that no one seems to want to discuss, and that topic is the changing look of pirates in entertainment.

We have always depicted pirates as having a patch over the eye, wearing a tattered vest and having a peg leg, but this seems to have disappeared from media. Just think of Johnny Depp in the "Pirates" movies. No eye patch, no peg leg, and while he has a vest, he doesn't have a parrot on his shoulder. What gives? The depiction of pirates needs to go back to what once was.

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Vikings are pirates too.

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If a viking wants to identify as a pirate they deserve all our support and understanding.

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They're a different breed.

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I hope you’re right. I’m going to a Renaissance Festival this weekend as a Viking while it’s “pirate” weekend. 😄

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I want pictures.

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Why are pirates called pirates?





































Because they arrrrrrrrr!

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I've said this before, joke thief!

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My favourite pirate joke is:

Q. What's a pirate's favourite letter?
A. You think it'd be R, but it's the C.

Note that this joke is also a pirated joke, it's not mine.

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🤣👍

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what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?









































Aye, matey!

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🤣👍

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I only heard this joke for the first time in that last few years.

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Also, why don't digital pirates get any movie love?

Those warnings I keep seeing when I buy movies make me think the FBI and Interpol are in an all out knock down war with them.

https://i.imgflip.com/352iko.jpg

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I got love for pirating movies... from a company called CANIPRE who said that I downloaded one of their client's movies and demanded that I pay up.

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Why did you pirate VelociPastor when you can just watch it on tubi for free?

https://tubitv.com/movies/507588/the-velocipastor

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It wasn't that movie. I have a cousin who stayed over at my house for 4 days and he torrented the most recent Rambo movie when he was here.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg4m3rH1lXY

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Racist!

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I still have a landline.

Everyone knows racists only have cellphones.

Check yourself before your wreck yourself.

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I looked them up , it stands for Canadian Intellectual Property Rights Eh?

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Not the "eh" part.

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