Do you still have face masks?

Hey people complained about those face masks but I looked 30 years younger covering most of my face!

Yes, I use them for shady things like walking to the store for cigarettes when stumbling drunk on a Friday night that masks were intended for.

hood + mask = fuck off chief I'm in the zone

There were these sexier COVID masks for females

I used to put them on as underwear and dance around half nekkid

No, I got rid of as many in our house as I could at least a year and a half ago.

Yeah, I still have about 20 of them here and there tucked away in drawers. Don't worry, there will be another pandemic soon and we'll have to do it allover again.

Why not use them to make a DIY mankini for the summer?

Yeah. There's still a full-ish box of them in one of the cupboards. I've even used them a couple of times when I've had a mild cold and gone grocery shopping. Y'know, like they do in some south-east Asian countries. 'Here I am being all courteous.' But only because they are there. Similar attitude to Andy's: I paid for these things, I'm going to use them.

Probably. Useful if I ever need kindling for the fireplace.


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