Black coffee


I don't know how anyone does it.

When it hits my tongue it just tastes like bitterness. How do you do it? What should I be envisioning when I drink it? Does it taste nutty to you? Like what is that good thing you taste when it hits your tongue that I need to be imagining?

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Well apparently, if you like it, you might be a psychopath:

https://www.rd.com/article/coffee-black-psychopath-study/

Fun trivia, when I had Covid coffee tasted funny and I told someone it tasted like burnt water and they told me that was the Cree description of coffee.

Covid turned me into Buffy St. Marie.

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I wonder what it means if you like your coffee to creamer ratio to be almost half and half? I must be super mentally sound.

And now I see where your confusion came from. You're C-ree-an.

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Who said I was from Syria?

Now you're just making stuff up.

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I was really going back and forth on that dash. Let's try again.

Cree-an.

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Is that Raggedy Andy's less evolved sister?

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No, that would be Cro-Magn-Ann.

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This thread is devolving.

Time for a musical interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv0DBX4_F7c&list=PL8BB5C04D74E255C9&index=6

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When I go to restaurants with fancy coffee I get whip on top. I like them to whip it. Whip it good.

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I don't understand the reference.

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Sheesh, not again.

고급 커피가 있는 레스토랑에 가면 채찍이 얹혀집니다. 나는 그들이 채찍질하는 것을 좋아합니다. 잘 휘핑하세요.

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割れ目を踏むと、お母さんの背中を骨折してしまいます。

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Ummmm, what are the prans to take over America again? I forgooooooooooooot!

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Let everything fall apart and walk right in.

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Can we also add hidden explosives to all the cell phone batteries of the lazy American dogs so that when invasion day comes, we can blow them all up ahead of our arrival?

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Way to be a downer man. You put the glum in Moonglum.

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When we Chinese see a good idea, we steal it. Thank you, Isreal!


I also put the moon in moonglum cuz I like showing my bum!


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Do you realize I just had to clean coffee out of my rug because of what you sent? A delicious cream-filled sip, EVERYWHERE!

Good Lord I adore you.
https://youtu.be/-VILgSsesD0?si=H6DZH7m6D20gLUvq

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Adoration is nice but I prefer bitcoin.

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1. I did not realize that the same symbols could mean different things in Korean and Japanese.

2. I ain't got no Bitcoin but if you behave, after you throw me a pickled egg I'll throw you one of these backpacks in return that my sister bought from the airport in Japan.

https://imgur.com/a/ennfvw5

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Save it, you can use it to catch picked eggs.

Watch the skies.

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One has drank black coffee in the morning prior to blood work. Otherwise, no use for it. It does not taste good at all.

More like 2/3 coffee, 1/3 milk, about a half tablespoon of sugar.

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I'm glad it's not just me. I would say realistically I use about two tablespoons of flavored creamer and maybe two teaspoons of sugar per small to medium size cup of coffee.

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There are many people who like black coffee. It's all a matter of taste. Everyone's taste buds process flavors differently. Something you might love, someone else finds disgusting. You never know.
Personally, I like coffee with cream and sugar. I don't like it black either.
If you think about it, considering all the people who drink coffee with cream and sugar and say that they like coffee, are not being honest with themselves.
They really like coffee WITH cream/milk and/or sugar.
But I learned a long time ago that, truthfully, I don't really like coffee. I like coffee with cream and sugar.
Most people really drink coffee to help them make it through the day.
My old boss where I used to work always had a cup of coffee nearby, or in his hand if he was walking the line.

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Yes, I agree with you. My taste buds just don't like black coffee but I was just thinking if I could learn how other people process that taste, maybe I could play a trick on my brain and pretend to notice whatever that yummy taste is. 😂

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“Hello. Breakfast for one at nine, please. Green figs. Yogurt. Coffee - very black.”
- James Bond

If it’s palatable for 007, I’m good with it.


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Dear 🥕🥔🍠,
That breakfast seems like it could be difficult on the stomach. I know nothing about James Bond except for what Austin Powers taught me, but it seems like it would be hard to sneak around and do all your espionage things with diarrhea.
Sincerely,
🍋🍋🍋🍋

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It’s dirty work, but somebody’s gotta do it. For England.


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I can't stand it either but to each their own. My dad who is an obstitrician could drink 6 cups of black coffee a day. Then again I have doctor's orders not to drink coffee due to having had my colon and large intestine taken out back in December of 2014. Though Caffeine doesn't effect me.

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As far as caffeine I always cut mine with a little decaf so I don't get jittery. 2/3 caffeinated 1/3 decaffeinated.

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Coffee of color please! It's 2024 fer chrissicks!

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I’ll drink it if I have to, but I prefer 66.67% coffee to 33.33% milk.

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I like the exact percentages. I dare you to order it just like that next time you're at a restaurant. 😁

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I like black coffee, but don't drink it because it stains my teeth.

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Yes, toothpaste spit after coffee takes on a special hue.

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