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8 of 9 guys in my friend circle claim a penis size between 7.5 and 11 inches. Is this feasible?

posted 16 days ago by BlackMass (988)
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We were having a shingdig with some girls at my buddy's house, and a rather lairy chick asked all of the guys to state their penis size. I was over by the side of the room playing the tunes, and so I was quizzed first, giving a measurement of near 7" (I'm 6'4" and taller than all my pals). Those eight buds started laughing and ragging on me, saying I was "tiny" and whatnot. Then, each of my pals – all physically smaller than me – proceeded to claim sizes between 7.5 and 11 inches (with most responses clustering around 9"). Is this actually, mathematically feasible?

[–] tcrum (31520) 15 days ago

Not unless all your buddies are in the porn industry:)

[–] nyctc7 (43590) 15 days ago

I don't think I even believe The Iron Sheik in this matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAMsjMMc7rc

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77351) 14 days ago

me neither but still, level-headed political discourse is always nice to see ;)

[–] Melton (4435) 14 days ago

A group of young males are asked by a girl how big their dicks are? That’s like asking a pack of Leftists why they hate Donald Trump - get ready for an endless torrent of bullshit.

[–] Bloodshot77 (13762) 14 days ago

"get ready for an endless torrent of bullshit."

Oh, so like when you say stuff!

Signed, million man.

[–] jk90us (7138) 4 days ago

Claiming a large penis size is like political promises.

It’s absolute BS no one believes.

Did your buddies whip them out and show the ladies?

Besides, ladies say they want one that will choke them or push their organs aside while they ride you, but then they gripe when that happens.

Trust me.

Mine is so long that I can bang a girl and a second girl can give me oral when she kisses the first one.

[–] TandyMan (11096) 4 days ago

me and nobody i ever heard of has been in the porn scene where your penis gets measured with a ruler by a sexy nurse and added to a national data base. those stats are all made up. probably based on a study of a hundred soldier cocks from the 1950s. having seen a good number of mostly white and black wangs in locker rooms and showers, they tend to be pretty damn large.

[–] BKB (9877) 4 days ago

The size of a man's foot is proportioned to the size of his Dick. For example, you have a size 10 foot?? Then chances are, fully flexed, you have close to a 10 inch dick and quite a hog I might add

[–] Moonglum9 (11267) 4 days ago

So you are sitting in a circle with your friends and comparing peni? I believe that is the opening sequence of a circle jerk. If you had a ruler at that time, you could have verified their claims.

BTW, my penis is 25000 miles long and wraps around the Earth at the equator. During Ragnarök, Thor will smash it with his hammer, but will then drown in all the semen that squished out. I know it's weird, but I call mine Jörmungandr.

[–] 123Guy (7259) 4 days ago

Unless you've heard "Ouch", you are not in our secret club.
Those that know, know.

[–] BlackMass (988) 3 days ago

Bwahahaha.