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Are linen essentially parachutes?

posted a month ago by KiwiJim (1176)
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Like if you jump off a roof with a bedsheet can you land safely?

Inquiring minds need to know.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77353) a month ago

Test it out, get back to us tomorrow😄

[–] KiwiJim (1176) a month ago

I am right now..

It’s working!

It’s working!

It’s

It didn’t work 🤕

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77353) a month ago

Oh Lord, this sounds painful!!!

Try big black Trash bags next time, I bet those would work just fine👍

[–] KiwiJim (1176) a month ago

Challenge accepted!

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77353) a month ago

I’ll have a stretcher and Ambulance at the bottom of the canyon, good luck bro✌️

[–] fourlemons (1645) a month ago

No more than lemons are parakeets.

[–] KiwiJim (1176) a month ago

Now, now, no need to homophobic…

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[–] GlenEllyn (21526) a month ago

Somehow, I doubt it. The weave of the fabric likely plays an important part in this calculation.
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[–] KiwiJim (1176) a month ago

Ah, yes, I didn’t even consider the thread count ratio in my calculations! This is why we need at least 50% more GE contributions here.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 25 days ago

I suggest that you not try this with an umbrella, either.
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[–] KiwiJim (1176) 25 days ago

[–] SamNoyoun (5827) 25 days ago

Oh yeah, I would think that the thread count would be very important in making this determination!

[–] AndyKing1967 (38067) a month ago

[–] KiwiJim (1176) a month ago

beep beep!!