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A lady in a retirement building was selling her DVD collection...


The old witch had wicked tastes in movies!

Here's what I got for 45$:

Time Crimes
Firestarter
Firestarter 2: Rekindled
Broken (2006)
Blink
Joshua
Stay alive
Don’t say a word
Dark woods
Lightning bug
Dorothy Mills
Dead in 3 days
Blade II
Resident Evil: Final Chapter

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Is that a nice way to describe an old lady?

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It sure ain’t!

But to be fair, I modified my post a little because it’s not a senior home but more like apartments were retired people go and she was like 67.

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samoanjoes pun, please...

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You are hooked on them aren’t you?

Seriously though, wicked selection isn’t it?

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I can't think of one...

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I must be getting old because my stomach turned a little seeing you call her that 😨

But yes, that's a sweet score for $45 damn, and she definitely has good taste in movies.

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Haha sorry for the provocation. I couldn’t help it. Maybe the fact she was wearing joggers, missing a few teeth and smelled like an ashtray didn’t help me calling her that! I didn’t say it in front of her though. But ok, I know it was gratuitous and vulgar for no reason, i edited… Wouldn’t want to sound too disrespectful.

I remember you mentioning Time crimes in one of our Zoom sesh (when we watched Triangle). I was stoked to find it!

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😂 LMAO...YOU'RE SUCK AN ASSHOLE.

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Oh, and fun fact, I was a bit shocked when she told me: “ I also have a lot of pornos to sell if you want.” I was like “hellllll naw!!”. Lol

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FIBBER😉



NOW START DIGITIZING THEM FUCKERS SO YOU CAN SHARE.

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He should buy those too. Some of the older ones might be worth some money. :)

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Hey you! I’m… cough, cough…81. Don’t you dare describe me in such a pejorative way! 🤬🤬 You’ll be there soon enough! I also don’t refer to myself as elderly either. 🙅🏼‍♀️

BTW, parkerbot I’m NOT AN OLD LADY!

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Haha, thank God I was not addressing you.


So, getting rid of your stuff soon?

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” So, getting rid of your stuff soon?”

Wow! Cutting to the chase are we? 😱 I’ll be sure to cut you from my list of people. 🤭

I’ve donated over 60 large boxes to the Salvation Army. They feed and assist people when storms and other tragedies occur and leave areas decimated.

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Haha! Still sharp as a pencil indeed.

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You're still sharp as a tack to me, Kap. I've seen no evidence of cognitive decline with you. You're dealing with a guy who was fired from a retirement community. That's like getting a dishonorable discharge from the military.

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But they had no right to!!!!

I won my case BTW. But hush, Im suppose to keep it a secret.

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Hah! I guess I'm no longer on Ignore with you, as if I gave a shit in the first place. 🤨😁

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I had two persons on my ignore list and both of them were invited by bloodshot in the movieclub. This fucking guy! 😆 Being the founder of said club, I decided to do a clean slate and give y’all an opportunity to just start from scratch.

Things are starting pretty well as I had a nice conversation with the other person in the last podcast. One day might be you, we never know.

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Whatever this convoluted shit is even supposed to mean. 🙄

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Doesn't sound too complicated to me. But then again, we can't all process the same amount of information at the same pace.

Take your time, read it 2 or 3 more times. Im sure it will register at some point.

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Anyone who worships Deliciousfeet to this day has got to be fucked up in the head. 🤨

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Out of the complete blue! Good old DB BS.

Let go of the past, look forward, change your mindset. Leave all that toxic shit behind.

Or don’t.


Hopefully, you’ll be able to understand that post the first time.

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Let go of the past? You're the one that keeps lamenting that he was permanently banned, something he deserved. I'm coherent the first time around. You must have taken me off Ignore for a reason. 🤨

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I don’t even remember the last time I’ve mentioned this guy’s name on here you delusional old man. Go pick a fight with your neighbour she seems to be in your league.

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/facepalm

Signed, million man.

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You edited, cleaned it up to where it's coherent.

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I didn’t even touch one single word. Seems like it finally registered. Lmao That’s funny though.

Like I said, Some people need more time. You on the other hand, you need more, more time.

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Hey Kissy, you are not old 😘

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Just full of piss and vinegar! 🤭

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"Time Crimes" would be a pretty rare DVD I'd think.

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Worth 50$. And the lady was aware of her stuff because all DVDs were 3$ or less except for Time crimes and dead in 3 days for which she asked 6$!

Bonus: Firestarter double feature and Blade II were both still in wraps.

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How was she a tramp?

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She was not homeless, I just had a dirty month on me when posting this. For unreasonable provocative reasons... I guess?

That being said, like I told Vince, she did look like someone who never worked all her life and lived off welfare... She was dressed in old joggers, dirty shirt, had rotten teeth and smelled like a thousand cigarettes. She was very unattractive (Im trying to stay polite here). But who am I to judge.. we both had something in common: we love horror movies and have dirty mouths. Ha!

She also offered to show me her porno collections... I was just trying to leave her smelly apt. ASAP.

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Yeah, downplay having a "dirty mouth", which is so prevalent in rap, and which btw, you're no good at.

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Can you guys please stop. He took you off ignore because of me. I like you both, there is no reason to fight. As much as I enjoy reading fights this one kind of hurts. If he puts you back on ignore I can't say I would blame him, and I will wash my hands of it.

Signed, million man.

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I've grown to like you too. Like me, you seem to be somewhat of a redneck. No https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA I have my reasons and they're valid.

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That's fine. It's unfortunate then.

Signed, million man.

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He can’t help it. He can’t resist attacking me, for whatever “valid reasons” exist in his psychotic mind.

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DB HAS THAT PRISON MENTALITY ABOUT THE INTERNET....HE HAS TO DEFEND HIMSELF AT ALL TIMES.....THE HAMMER KEEPS IT LIT.

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He’s bringing up old shit like it was yesterday’s news.

He’s completely mental. I just hope he has The balls to join one of our zoom session one of these days.

We’ll see how tough he is then. Until that moment (That will never come, and we all know it), He can fuck off and go back on my ignore list. Polluting piece of garbage.

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Pfft. 😁 All I had to do in prison was to stare motherfuckers down.

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Why can't we all just get along and watch movies together while talking shit to each other?

Signed, million man.

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TESTOSTERONE.

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And vaginas

Signed, million man.

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TRUTH.

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Now you're coming across just like samoanjoes, trying to discredit me by attacking my mental state. That's weak, no argument at all. I'll always best you in an argument, punk.

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Go take your meds old man. The guy who watches a movie with the crew on Monday but takes a sleeping pill at the same time. Hahaha You’re a
Clown.

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Pfft! You're just another run of the mill, punk wannabe that wants followers on the internet. 🙄

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Ok, you win. You definitely bested me here. I bow down to the biggest clown.

Now keep Walking.

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Wow! An actually coherent post but why does walking need to be capitalized?

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I feel like progress can be made here.

For the most part we all like good movies and books and music.

I’m not sure our constant bickering is great for the site.

Maybe we can do MCMC this weekend and have fun, it might recruit some good new members.

Also, we often Zoom afterwards and that’s always fun.

Let’s bury all of the hatchets and pistols this coming weekend and just chat.

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I feel that you and I are making some tentative progress.

I'm actually in the mood to join your mid-week, tubi movie chat. What's the movie?

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Once MC shit the bed a couple months ago I quit the weekly post but I’d be happy to see you on the weekend MCMC thread.

I’m not shy about using my camera so you can see what the arch enemy looks like this weekend LOL..just kidding, I come in good faith, it’s a fun time with good people and I promise no trouble✌️

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MC "shit the bed"? That says right there that I'm not the problem here. Yeah, I've seen the bickering that has occurred in these so called movie clubs.

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If I can make the Zoom chat (and I’m in a time zone 5-8 hours ahead of all the other attendees), then it should be a doddle for you.

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We could hardly do a Movie Club night when we were unable to respond to threads, right?

As far as a ‘problem’ I don’t currently see one.

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Let me correct you once more: He was talking about when we had those server issues and MovieChat was down. I mean, how hard was that to figure out? There is slow and there is slooowwww.

Those "so called movie clubs" never had any issue of any sort. Bickering? What are you on man? You really are an delusional cynical old dirty bastard.

Now get off my lawwwwn!!

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Naww, I'm correcting you shitsweeper. He said a "couple months ago." The server issue doesn't go that far back, dumb shit.🤨

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You’re a real funny guy!

Do you have proof to prove me wrong? Because I do:

ShogunofYonkers (76725) 10 hours ago
We could hardly do a Movie Club night when we were unable to respond to threads,




In YO FACE DIRTBAG

Next time read the comments before you make a fool out of yourself once again. Hahaha

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Pfft! I'd wipe up the floor with you, soft and pudgy punk. The only way you can feel tough, remotely masculine, is with your garbage, wannabe rap, which has never been any good to begin with.

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I feel threatened. I fear for my safety. Help, someone please! A senile old man wants to fight me!!!

You’re a pathetic pussy ass bitch and we all know it.

🤣

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Pfft! Rant and rave some more you full of hot air punk. 🙄

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That would actually make a good bar for my next rap.

Thank you DiddyBitch

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You mean Diddy is no longer your idol 'cause he's been exposed for what he is? Just like Deliciousfeet, you sure know how to pick 'em, dumb ass.

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Cmon man I found out one of my beloved cats has cancer. There are more important things in life than keeping feuds going. Life is too short.

Signed, million man.

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Look at the beautiful, clear, green eyes on this young woman, dying of cancer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZJvBfoHDk0

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:( are you trying to depress me some more? Because it's working. ...



Signed, million man.

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Good! Your heart has gotta break sometimes, in order for it to open up.

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https://i.imgur.com/m577fQ3.jpeg

There is my kitty. I'm literally in tears right now.

Signed, million man.

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I’m damned sorry to hear that buddy. Keep him good company til the end.

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YOU SAID IT.🙏🏻

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No, I was trying to provide a different perspective. This beautiful young woman touched hearts across the globe, as Howie says here. She really got to me and still does. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPE7IVUWFH8

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“I feel like progress can be made here.”

After reading all this that’s how you feel!?! Haha, you’re hell’uv a positive man. I admire that. But the fool insists on fighting with me and bringing up old shit. I hoped there was hope but he’s a lost cause.

I still would love for him to join the Zoom though. Cameras on and all. We’ll see if he still calls me a punk then. 😝

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Old shit? You're the one still pining for Deliciousfeet to come back, which we all know will never happen.

Yeah, you are a punk...one of those wannabe black guys with your lame attempts at rap. 🙄

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I love you too.

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My cam is always on, I consider it good manners though I am not much to look at.

I think it would be nice if we all got along and just talked about
Movies, music and sometimes books.

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I will be nice until he steps one toe in the wrong direction. Then it will be a showdown!!

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Oooh. Paper tiger wannabe badass on the internet, you soft and pudgy fuck.

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😘

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I could try to explain to you that being able to talk with camera on is as close As we can possibly get but you’ll just comeback with a cheap, immature and condescending comment while hiding behind your keyboard.

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Why does "As" have to be capitalized according to you, dumb shit? 🙄

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"Cheap, immature and condescending"

There you go, thanks for proving me right. Plus you are beside the point, as it often happens with senile old men.

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I think he's jealous of your rhymes.

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I think he needs to get laid.

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He admitted to Kowalski that he was good looking when he was younger. I guess that means he thinks he's ugly now.

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When I read his posts I imagine some sort of human Abe Simpson.

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I did not read a lot of this last night.

I thought some tentative peace was close at hand.

I will do as AndyKing1967 does and remain pleasant. A constant state of bickering won’t help MC.

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“2 man enter. 1 man leave” should only be used as a last resort. 😄

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It went pretty well I think.

🤓

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MCMC is a very big deal to a lot of the Regs, I do not want angry bickering to soil it.

I’ll remain polite and pleasant, hopefully we can all just have a good time a couple of nights a week without the feuds.

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I’m not aware of any feuds within the MCMC.

That being said, to keep it that way we might have to exclude the scum of MovieChat.

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I tested the waters Monday night and did enjoy the experience. Zoom is very questionable at this time because my computer has been acting very hinky. Obviously some sort of malware bs. I'm having a hell of a time just trying to load the most recent podcast. Very frustrating and irritating.

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I hope you can work out the tech issues.

I think we can all get along if we try.

We could all get along in a neutral setting like MCMC and the ZOOM Meets and we should forget the past. None of us have said hateful things in MCMC, you and I are not friends but the animosity could end.

It could work out for all involved and lead to interesting discussions. This is a really good crew of regs that we are lucky enough to have the company of.

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Are you aware of the actor Judd Hirsch? I'm really curious and wondering if any of the other posters involved would agree with me that I think you sound like him.

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Yes, I know Judd Hirsch.

TBH I don’t really hear it but I’ve only been wrong once before😛

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Jeff Lynne, George Harrison and Ringo Starr all in the video - what a backing band!

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I can't tell what post you're responding to.

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You posted ‘I Won’t Back Down’ by Tom Petty, which is a personal favourite of mine.

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Ok, cool, same here. Re Zoom.... if you want to know what I look like, I've been compared to the guy on the left here. https://www.elvisdvdcollector.com/products/the-sea-wolf-1993-charles-bronson-dvd

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As an avid concertgoer, you should appreciate this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=USjINr-kJf0

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Yep! That shared experience cannot be beaten.

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Wow, I was kind of stupefied to discover that I never noticed Ringo was the drummer. I've just been so focused on the lyrics of that song. I'll have to go back and look for George.

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George and Jeff are behind to the right of Tom.

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Again with the free jabs at me. Go ahead bro, fire away. Show everyone else what a complete dick you are. You just can’t help it. It must make your sorry ass feel good.

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I think with English being your second language you taught yourself you do a very good job.

Signed, million man.

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Thanks Bloody.

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WOW...GOOD SCORE,BUDDY.....I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT I SCORED MY DVD OF TIME CRIMES FROM THE DOLLAR TREE FOR A DOLLAR...AND I COULD HAVE PICKED UP DOZENS OF EXTRA COPIES.......WHO KNEW IT WOULD BECOME SO OOP AND VALUABLE?

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FIRESTARTER(1984) is the only one I see I'd take

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