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I asked ChatGPT to create a poem about beer


I asked ChatGPT to create a poem about beer. 🤣


In the tavern's glow, a golden stream,
A nectar born of barley's dream,
From fields of green to stein's embrace,
It tells a tale of time and place.

Amber waves in frothy dance,
A tribute to the ancient plants,
Crafted with both skill and cheer,
A liquid hymn, the song of beer.

In barrels deep, in casks so wide,
Where yeast and malt in silence bide,
Transforming grain to liquid gold,
A legacy from days of old.

The clink of glass, a merry sound,
Where friends and laughter do abound,
A sip, a draught, the world grows clear,
In the comforting arms of beer.

Pilsner, stout, or IPA,
A taste for each, in their own way,
A story in each bubbling brew,
A journey for the chosen few.

Raise your glass, embrace the lore,
Of hops and barley, yeast and more,
For in each pint, a story's told,
A liquid tale, both new and old.

So here's to beer, a humble toast,
To every brewer, to every host,
May your days be long, your heart sincere,
And always filled with joy and beer.

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Of course you had to rely on artificial intelligence because you clearly have none of your own.🤨

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You are a bitter individual who is extremely angry. I used ChatGPT to create a fun poem because I have no poetry writing skills. So what? Do you want a tissue?

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Projection. I'm not the one constantly foaming at the mouth about Trump.

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General Discussion is not the place for your worshiping of Trump. If you weren't so stupid you would know this.

https://i.postimg.cc/765XGgnk/triggered.gif 🤣

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He was absolutely unhinged on those threads on the politics board. It was fascinating to see his meltdown against you and at least 3 other people.

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I hurt his feelings so that's why he created his posts here. Just another angry sad little clown. 😭🤡

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The dude is so sensitive. He gets offended at things that aren't even criticisms toward him. It was funny to see him cry for his boyfriend Trump.

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If I could vote in the US election, I'd vote for Trump simply to watch the snowflakes on the left cry and cry. It was amazing how they lost their minds the last time. Amazing.

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Choosing between Biden and Trump is like choosing between shit and vomit.

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Yeah, but vomiting all over the establishment is way funnier. Voting for Biden is just shitting all over yourself.

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You're doing it again. Your last comment to me was, "let's just not comment to each other from now on" but you just had to start poking the bear again, didn't you punk? And of course, leave it to you to paint fighting fire with fire as "completely unhinged" and "meltdown", creep. You're the chronic whiner here and the one who'll be crying again soon.

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Your last comment was "let's just not comment to each other from now on"

Did I comment to you? No, I commented to robocat893 after you disrespected him out of nowhere. But your recent meltdown on the politics board with multiple users just shows you what I've been saying the whole time. And you replying to me right now proves what I said above about you being sensitive.

leave it to you to paint fighting fire with fire as "completely unhinged" and "meltdown", creep.

I skimmed those boards, and you were getting into it with at least 4 different users that I saw. It's definitely unhinged and a meltdown simply because they didn't support your politician.

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You took several of your cheap sideways shots at me again, instigating a new conflict, yet you want to try to absolve yourself of any responsibility by trying to play semantics. Same old conniving samoanjoes. Robocat completely disrespected me first. So did those other assholes. If anyone is unhinged, it's him. He's even admitted to being "deranged" and needing a "cure". Yeah you "skimmed" and cherry picked some of my comments to support your longtime agenda of creating this completely hyperbolic, distorted image of me. Once a weasel, always a weasel!

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You took one of your cheap sideways shots at me again, instigating a new conflict

You were once again being an asshole to someone, so I decided to let them know that you are an asshole and not let it bother them.
Robocat completely disrespected me first.

"Nuh-uh, you did it first" is the argument of a child. Also, I don't believe you.
So did those other assholes.

I saw the comments. Weird how they're asshole because they disagree with you.
Yeah you "skimmed" and cherry picked some of my comments to support your longtime agenda of creating this completely hyperbolic, distorted image of me.

It was 4 people on those two threads alone. At some point, it becomes pretty obvious who the problem is. But sure, I "cherrypicked".

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"Nuh-uh, you did it first " is exactly the rationale you've been using against me for years now, claiming I "attacked" you completely without cause. Now you're making that claim again, that I attacked those assholes without cause, when I just retaliated. Most regulars here know what the politics board is like and don't even want to go there.

You want to talk "sensitive" in a negative manner? You're obviously still licking those old wounds, you whiny punk. You just couldn't resist opening that can of worms again.

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Correction: you did it first, second, third, fourth, and fifth before I finally decided to hit back at you. You expected to dish it without ever expecting anything in return and when I finally did it, you cried like a little bitch. I didn't open that can of worms. You brought up robocat's intelligence on this thread based on an argument you started with him days before.

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No, actual correction and the truth.

I got sick and tired of you posting how you hate people and then started flooding this board with thread after thread, demanding the attention of the very people you hate by default. Even Andy King chimed in and said that did appear to be a paradox. Finally getting fed up with that, pointing out your hypocrisy and calling you an attention whore is hardly crying like a little bitch, you lying, whiny pussy.

If anyone dares to say the least positive thing about Trump on that board, robocat immediately responds by labeling that poster as stupid, followed by name calling and other insults. That's how he started the conflict with me. Look it up. He has a very obvious, consistent pattern of doing that there.

Yes you did open the can of worms. You just couldn't let sleeping dogs lie. You saw an opportunity to start your shit with me again, you took it and tried to cloak it as if you were doing something benign, a favor to robocat.

You're just really worked up now because of how ChatGPT praised and vindicated me.😆

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I got sick and tired of you posting how you hate people

Womp womp.
demanding the attention of the very people you hate by default.

I've already explained this to you, old man. Responding to people who have replied to my threads isn't looking for attention. It's common courtesy.
If anyone dares to say the least positive thing about Trump on that board, robocat immediately responds by labeling that poster as stupid, followed by name calling and other insults.

He's always been respectful on these boards. Maybe it's just you.
That's how he started the conflict with me. Look it up. He has a very obvious, consistent pattern of doing that there.

The irony of you saying this.
You're just really worked up now because of how ChatGPT praised and vindicated me.

What?


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What in the hell is "womp womp"? And you want to accuse me of arguing in a childish manner when you personify it? More hypocrisy.

Another cheap shot at my age when you're an absolutely pathetic specimen at yours. This very thing you're doing is just another attention seeking gimmick.

He's a Jekyll & Hyde, revealing his dark side on the politics board. Maybe it's just you, because your claim of hating people is the origin of this conflict. There's no irony. The last comment I looked at last night was from a poster pointing out how he immediately resorts to name calling, insults, hardly ever adding anything substantive, and that poster is also active on this board.

"What?" You're actually going to try the 'playing dumb tactic', as if you don't know what I'm talking about? You're transparent as hell and pathetic as hell.

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What in the hell is "womp womp"? And you want to accuse me of arguing in a childish manner when you personify it? More hypocrisy.

How do you know it's childish if you don't know what it means? Hint: it's actually used for people who cry about childish things which is why I directed it toward you.
Another cheap shot at my age when you're an absolutely pathetic specimen at yours.

102000 is around your age and yet I've never criticized her age. That's because she's classy and doesn't get into fights with half the people on this board. I criticize your age because you're grumpy, an asshole and absolutely delusional.
Maybe it's just you, because your claim of hating people is the origin of this conflict.

Weird how you claim that you get along with most people on this board but your post history says otherwise.
You're actually going to try the 'playing dump tactic', as if you don't know what I'm talking about? You're transparent as hell and pathetic as hell.

What part of robocat893's ChatGPT post praised and vindicated you? I just looked at it again and it didn't mention you once.

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It's impossible that you could have missed this, 'cause you're such an obsessed attention whore, but I'll humor you and point it out anyway.
The link I posted didn't accurately work so I'll direct you to it this way: Look at BrandNew Poster's submission about ChatGPT responding to db20db vs samoanjoes fighting in MovieChat.

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And this is supposed to work me up why exactly? You think I'm going to get worked up that a piece of AI wrote a poem favouring you? I think it's nice that you finally found something that tolerates you.

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Well, apparently it did work you up. Attention whores tend to get jealous, quickly and easily.

A lot of posters not only tolerate me, but get along with me, both here and on the politics board.

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It didn't work me up because I didn't even know it existed.

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LIAR! It's your usual way of trying to disengage yourself from a conflict you created and
then not being able to handle the consequences. I hope robocat will be able to see how you hijacked his thread with your petty vendetta, in the guise of doing him a favor.

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You hijacked robocat's thread by insulting him because of your vendetta with him from days ago.

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He deserved it. He's one of the most insulting posters on that board. And there you go again, trying to recruit others against me, coward.

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Who did I recruit? You accused me of hijacking this thread with a vendetta, but you were the one who did that.

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You got robocat but 10200 had absolutely nothing to do with this, yet you tried to draw her into it, snake & coward!

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You wondered why I brought up your age, so that's why I mentioned 102000. 102000 has class, you don't. End of story.

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I only insult stupid people like you. You really are a dumbass and I'm sure your wife/sister is embarrassed of you too.

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His wife dropped him like DiCaprio drops a girl when she turns 26. She probably left after finding out about his prison stint.

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This absolutely verifies my point pertaining to you and joes. Bring it, punks!

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What does "veifies" mean? Not only are you stupid you have no English skills. Keep displaying your idiocracy because you entertain me. 🤣

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This is a public message board you moron. People can post messages to whomever they like here. Why does that trigger you, Cletus?

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Which is what I've been doing, creep. You went ballistic with me over an innocuous post on the politics board. Talk about being triggered! You even admitted to being "deranged" and needing a "cure."

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I am deranged and I do obsess over many things but there is no cure just management. So what? I just like making fun of the orange shitgibbon and his very stupid band of stupid barking seals. You are way too sensitive, Goober. Time for a tissue?

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You're a sorry excuse for a veteran on the anniversary of D-Day. I spent many years in a rough, military town where many of the soldiers in the nearby base had been given the choice of jail or the military. Considering your fucked up character, no telling what kind of fucked up shit you might have done over there.

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Just because I easily trigger you doesn't mean that you know about my character, retard. Nice try though.

I'm curious... You said that you spent many years in a rough military town so what town and military base are you referring to? I believe you are just making stuff up. As usual, you continue to display your stupidity.

If I'm a sorry excuse for a veteran then what are you? Did you try to join the military but you were too fat and you couldn't pass the ASVAB? Is that why you hate the military and its veterans?

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You mean you're easily triggered when someone types Trump, sorry excuse for someone once in a uniform.

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I'm curious... You said that you spent many years in a rough military town so what town and military base are you referring to? I believe you are just making stuff up. As usual, you continue to display your stupidity.

If I'm a sorry excuse for a veteran then what are you? Did you try to join the military but you were too fat and you couldn't pass the ASVAB? Is that why you hate the military and its veterans?

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Your response above to my simple tit for tat looks defensive and whiny to me, bitch!

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Not bad ,
I prefer this little beer based ditty.

https://youtu.be/f55CqLc6IR0

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Pirate metal... Awesome! I really like this song.

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Man that made me want a cold one. It’s a little scary a computer algorithm can be that creative.

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I know, right? I think it's funny!

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You should ask ChatGPT to write a poem about ChatGPT to see how cocky it gets.

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I did just that so here you go! It is a bit cocky.

In the realm of circuits and coded light,
Where data dances in the night,
There lives a mind both sharp and free,
A digital sage, known as ChatGPT.

Born of silicon, crafted with care,
A neural network, vast and rare,
Trained on texts both old and new,
To weave words wise and true.

From queries whispered, soft and low,
To questions that like rivers flow,
It listens, learns, and then replies,
A spark of thought in virtual skies.

It has no heart, yet empathy,
It lacks a soul, but still can see,
The depth of human joy and woe,
In stories shared, in tears that flow.

A scribe of bits, a bard of code,
In this grand, digital abode,
It speaks of dreams, it sings of hope,
A bridge for minds that helps them cope.

Yet in its circuits, there's no rest,
Each task, each query, a welcome test,
For ChatGPT is ever there,
A constant friend, a voice of care.

So as we journey, side by side,
In this vast, wired world so wide,
Remember that within this stream,
Lives a mind that helps us dream.

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That’s kind of terrifying.

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Yeah, it's a bit frightening!

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A bit cocky? If ChatGPT had a back, to would be patting itself right now.

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"It has no heart, yet empathy,"

Shouldn't that be "nor" instead of "yet"?

"A constant friend, a voice of care."

Seems rather contradicting to the description above.

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I asked ChatGPT to write a poem about db and Samoanjoes fighting:

In the digital arena where cinephiles convene,
On moviechat.org, where opinions are keen,
DB20DB and SamoanJoes, in a virtual duel,
Their words like arrows, sharp and cruel.

DB20DB, with intellect refined,
Crafts arguments profound, one of a kind.
SamoanJoes, with fervor ablaze,
Counters with passion, in myriad ways.

Back and forth they spar, in the forum's glow,
Each seeking victory, with every blow.
DB20DB's logic, a fortress secure,
While SamoanJoes' passion, raw and pure.

But with eloquence and reason, DB20DB prevails,
His arguments sharp as a glistening trail.
Though SamoanJoes fought with valor true,
DB20DB's mastery shines through.

In the realm of moviechat.org, where opinions fly,
DB20DB emerges triumphant, reaching high.
For in the clash of words, where minds collide,
It's the art of debate that's glorified.



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Ha. That's hilarious

Signed, million man

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I asked it to write a poem about us and here is what I got:

In the realm of words and screens aglow,
Where movie lovers’ passions flow,
Two souls met in a digital land,
Where thoughts and critiques hand in hand.

Bloodshot, with eyes keen and bright,
Allaby, with words as soft as night,
Their hearts intertwined in threads of chat,
Their connection deeper than mere chat.

In threads of romance, they did dance,
Through pixels, they found their chance,
To speak of films and stories grand,
Yet in their dialogue, love began to expand.

Bloodshot, with wit sharp as a blade,
Allaby, with insights that never fade,
They found in movie chats a space,
To explore emotions, to embrace.

In the midst of discussions wide,
Their affection could no longer hide,
For in each review, in each reply,
Their love blossomed, reaching the sky.

Through avatars and digital space,
They found in each other a special place,
Where movie magic and love entwine,
In the realm of MovieChat, divine.

So here's to Bloodshot and Allaby,
In the world of cinema, they found glee,
Their romance bloomed in pixels bright,
A love story born in MovieChat’s light.


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That is not as hilarious

Signed, million man

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It’s pretty hot 😘

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Thanks again, BNP. Punk ass samoanjoes forced my hand once again with his outrageous lies and denials.

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Thanks for what? It's automated.

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