GOLDEN GIRLS:THE MOVIE
LOOKING FOR A CAST.
MY THOUGHTS.
DOROTHY - SIGOURNEY WEAVER
SOPHIA - SALLY FIELD
ROSE - MICHELLE PFEIFFER
BLANCHE - JULIANNE MOORE
No.
shareEVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS WHAT AN UNFUN STICK IN THE ASSMUD YOU ARE.
sharePeople who have ever considered a Golden Girls movie: 0
People who want a Golden Girls movie: 0
NEITHER OF THOSE POINTS ARE THE POINT OF THE THREAD...YOU SEEM UPSET...WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE CHANGED YOUR DIAPER?
shareYour casting sucks too.
shareNOPE...MY CASTING IS SOLID AS FUCK...UNLIKE THAT LOAD CURRENTLY FESTERING IN YOUR DIAPIE.
shareThe sexual tension between the two of you is palpable.
And I don't even know what that word means.
I'LL FUCK HIM...OUT OF A SENSE OF CHARITY...BUT...HIS NURSES NEED TO GIVE HIS NASTY BURLAP BAG BODY A GOOD SCRUBBING FIRST...MAYBE SOME AXE BODY SPRAY.
shareBut what if he likes it rough?
He is Canadian after all.
He's probably all please and thank you at the Tim Hortons but behind closed doors he's probably an animal.
PAL-PA-BLE (adj): easily perceived by the senses; perceptible, obvious, plain.
shareNow imagine for a moment: You're on a plane 30,000 feet when all of a sudden, the plane goes down and all but 2 survivors die and both of these survivors end up on an Island like the movie "CASTAWAY" and those 2 survivors just happened to be you and Samoajoes?? It's just you 2 on the Island.. Who survives?? 🤔
shareMe. I took his parachute.
shareAgreed.
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