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THE OFFICIAL FORCE Kowalskate TO PARTICIPATE IN TURNING OFF CAPS LOCK FOR ETERNITY THREAD.

posted a year ago by samoanjoes (58629)
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I think I speak for everyone when I say Kowalskate is worse than the devil himself.* We all tolerate "him" to avoid hurting "his" feelings, but we don't have to tolerate "his" use of capital letters. It's just flat out psychotic. Putting aside Kowalskate's absolute weirdness and horrendous stench, constant capital letters should be a good reason for the cops to show up at "his" door.

*This has been confirmed by every source in existence.

[–] TimeTunnel (4769) a year ago

🤣🤣🤣..."Kowalskate"...the cops are on their way. 👮👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

[–] [deleted] a year ago

I have accepted it at this point, like I have accepted that people adding the word "literally" to sentences where it doesn't belong.

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

No! Never accept "literally" where it doesn't belong. Tell these Gen Z'ers to shove it.

[–] [deleted] a year ago

Recently someone said that they literally went to the doctor the day before. It crushed me.

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

Did it literally crush you?

[–] [deleted] a year ago

i am literally in the hospital as I type this, with my one unbroken hand.

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

Not sure if you're literally joking.

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

YOU ARE LITERALLY A COOL GUY.⛄

[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

Why dont you start using all caps and then he wont feel special for being the only one doing it? He will give it up and possibly spend less time on here, perhaps he will even get a job and find meaning in life.

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

It will only work if we all start doing it.

[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LOSE?

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

Sanity.

[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

You are correct, an old mystic once told me the longer you type in all caps the shorter your penis gets.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) a year ago

OH NO!!!

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

But Kowalski doesn't have one.

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

YES I DO!...I KEEP IT IN A SHOE BOX UNDER MY BED.

[–] 123Guy (7842) a year ago

Not going to stupe to that

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

25 YEARS OF CAPS AT THIS POINT...NO CHILDREN'S GAMES CAN BREAK MY OBSESSION.

[–] chilone (18334) a year ago

Lame for 25 years...

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

OH YEAH?...WELL...THAT'S JUST LIKE...UH...YOUR OPINION...MAN!

[–] chilone (18334) a year ago

Indeed. 🥒😘

[–] [deleted] a year ago

Lover's quarrel?

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

HE TOLD ME TO LATHER HIS ASS UP WITH MUSTARD...SO I DID...THEN HE STARTED YELLING...I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD TWO KINDS OF MUSTARD....APPARENTLY HE HAS PLAIN AND HABANERO AND I PICKED THE WRONG ONE...WHAT THE FUCK?!...IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE...HE IS SO ANGRY THOUGH...I WAS STILL WILLING TO EAT IT.

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

Just for you...My fugly little snowbunny.🧑🏾‍❤️‍💋‍🧑

I really want you to watch movies with us...LOVE YOU.

TINY WUSS LETTERS OVER!

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

Big letters are for big asshats.

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

IF THAT IS IN FACT TRUE...I AM IN FACT AN ASSHAT...STILL WANT YOU TO WATCH MOVIES WITH US...AND BY US I MEAN ME.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) a year ago

Same here, we are totally abducting samoanjoes and duct taping him to a lawn chair in your barn or my basement this coming weekend! While the court may see this as a felony once we screen the movies and all of the banter I'm sure it will be agreed that we made the right call.

[–] jriley555 (8557) a year ago

Death/taxes/KOWALSKI

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

If we break "his" keyboard we can change that.

[–] 123Guy (7842) a year ago

Nah.
Just put him on ignore.
It probably won't WOKE him up, but will save you from the all caps eye sore.

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

But there's still "his" body odour.

[–] 123Guy (7842) a year ago

Not sure why he doesn't just grow up and learn. Enough people have mentioned what disrespectful etiquette it is. Lame.

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

WHAT COLOR PANTIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?🤔

[–] Mustang (5571) a year ago

Had him blocked for ages but I'll sign your petition.

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

Good Kowalski posts you've missed: 0

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

WHY IS THIS GUY IGNORING ME?...WHAT THE FUCK?...I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS HORSEMAN.

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

Is that a rhetorical question?

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

NO.

[–] samoanjoes (58629) a year ago

Was that a rhetorical response?

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

NO.

[–] Mustang (5571) a year ago

lol I don't think Good and Kowlaski go together!

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

I DON'T KNOW YOU...WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?...WHERE DID YOU GET THIS NEGATIVE PERSPECTIVE ABOUT ME FROM?😐

[–] Kowalski (79158) a year ago

WHY?...YOU KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THAT...BUT I HONESTLY DO NOT REMEMBER YOU...AT ALL.🤔