Real humans, not in video games. Includes acts of war, self-defense, intruders, accidental deaths, requirements of your job, murders, etc.
shareI murdered Kowalski many years ago, but the little shit made a deal with his master, the Devil so he could come back and troll people, so that's one of several reasons he follows me on here, to mock me (as well as others) and show off about how he cheated death.
shareAfterwards I cooked the pork roast in a slow cooker. It was still cooking while they searched for the murder weapon. The second time the icicle melted inside the fireplace.
shareIm pretty sure Allaby murdered someone and he’s writing here from jail. They let him watch movies, that’s why he has so much time for them.
Only a total psycho could watch so many Christmas movies.
Santa tells me to watch Christmas movies and to punish the people on the naughty list. I'm just doing Santa's bidding.
shareThis is a bit of a creepy question. There are people who have killed people in auto accidents. There are many soldiers who killed people in combat. Many who served in Iraq or Vietnam killed people.
shareI'll have to check the basement, be right back
shareI kill em with kindness
shareFor me it wasn’t so much I killed them but more like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPPZlUlknE