7-year-old: What's for lunch?
Parent: Leftovers.
7-year-old: *mopes*
Parent: What's wrong with that?
7-year-old: There's a reason we didn't eat them the first time.
(Loading the van for a trip)
11-year-old: We have a lot of stuff.
Parent: We have a lot of people.
11: That's your fault, not mine.
6-year-old: When I grow up, I want to be a chainsaw guy.
Parent thinks: I'm not sure if she wants to be a professional tree-trimmer like the ones working across the street, or a serial killer in a hockey mask, but girls can do it all.
Parent: Have fun at school.
9-year-old: Did you used to have fun at school?
Parent: Well, no.
9: Then stop saying that to me.
My kid spent a week with my mom, and she said they were angels the whole time.
Parent: I picked them up this morning and they've been fighting ever since.
Apparently, my mom lied so I'd take them back.
LMAO...I HAVE HAD TWO OR THREE OF THESE CONVERSATIONS.
WHEN ALI SAYS SHE WANTS TO BE A CHAINSAW GUY...SHE DOES NOT MEAN A TREE TRIMMER.π«€
Parent ironing a shirt.
6-yr-old: What are you doing that?
Parent: I don't like wrinkles.
6: What about the ones on your face?
Used to love this show! π https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_bK6XU6SsQ
shareOh yeah! I knew beforehand that this would be someone's reaction. π
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