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you find a Monkey's Paw......


.. name your three wishes!

1. portrait of myself aka Dorian Gray
2. unlimited supply of relevant currency (fiat, crypto or gold coins)
3. a really good turkey sandwich; on rye bread with mustard.. and no zombie or GMO turkeys.. and no i don't want to turn into a turkey myself or any other weird surprises

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1. I wish for eternal youth and health, I can't get sick, injured or die
2. Unlimited free things. Anytime I want them and from anyone.
3. Everybody likes me and will take care of me but will also respect my boundaries and not fight with or about me

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No.3 might be tough, even for the paw

the PC crowd will get you one way or another!

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I would wish to be slightly (not excessively) more intelligent than I am now and able to handle stress a little bit better than I currently do. I figure those would be mild enough changes that they wouldn’t boomerang on me.

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what the f-ck are you talking about?

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Just one: when I get my paper bills with the perforated tear-off payment vouchers, they're actually PERFORATED and I can tear them off without mutilating them. I know it's going to set the company back $0.000000001 but I'm willing to pay it.

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haha

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😂

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I wish for a million wishes.

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I've read that story. I'd put it back where I found it and walk away... just walk away...

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hard to do.. but probably the best decision

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Everybody be careful what you wish for....

remember this twilight zone ep
"The Man In the Bottle"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEIAj-w3YRo&ab_channel=ChannelAwesome

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Yuck. I'd call animal services. There could be something illegal going on.

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