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Would u ever get a vasectomy?


I personally would rather kill myself that fuck around with my balls. I cant wrap my mind around people doing this to themselves? There is a chance things can go horribly wrong and even if they dont ur still lose ur manhood...

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The studs, top tier men who are constantly picked and in high demand from women using dating/hookup apps are wisely getting it done.

The use and ease of dating apps has changed our behavior in interesting ways. Young men getting vasectomies is a relatively new thing, mostly used by married men in the past.

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My friend is dating an old cougar Sugar Mama. she is a shrink or some weird shit and was defending vasectomies saying her ex husband had one. i didnt reply to not be rude, but was thinking,

"yeah EX husband... He couldnt fuck u good enough after getting his balls snipped like a poor pet dog in Paris Hiltons purse so u divorced his sorry bitch ass, stole the poor son of a bitch's mansion, and now fucking my friend who is 25 years ur junior to get ur rocks off but ur really defending this shit bitch?!? really?!?"

obviously i kept this to myself because i live by the saying if u dont have anything nice to say u should just remain quite (at least in real life on here i say whatever i want because being a dick wont effect any relationships)

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Did they meet using a dating/hookup app?

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no I think they meet at the gym like 10 years ago, she was milfy back then but now starting to get gilfy. my boy was living in the hood of Cleveland and got to move into this old bitches mansion so he is happy to stick around but idk for how long her looks are fading quick...

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Um

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No

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smart man!

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Just got it done 3 1/2 weeks ago. The first 4/5 days sucked. Now all good.
Only issue was after i got home my 2 kids were still there

Im 37

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lol

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What are you going to do with all the time you saved writing "u" and "ur"?

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schools out for me bud, this is a internet forum not a college classroom

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Sorry to break it to you, but writing like that makes you look like a low I.Q. cretin.

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oh no random strangers on the internet think i have a low iq?!? how will i sleep at night?!? My whole world is shattered to my core...

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Keep doing what you're doing. I'm just trying to help.

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help me what? waste time typing more and increase my chances of getting carpel tunnel?

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Lol!

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I’ve never had one but if I was the type of guy who was a womanizer I would get one in a heartbeat.

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I would rather be a hood king with 10 random baby mommas then a turn my dick into a useless meat stick that serves no more functional proposes anymore...

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Appears I was right...

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As wise man Wacka Flocka Flame said "Imma a Millionaire N***a but I still keep it hood"

I never forget where i am from and aint letting the money i was blessed with over the years change my attitude

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Nope. Women already have a mountain of hardships to endure. What's one more?

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i don't understand, elaborate?

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I'm actually considering it right now. My wife has developed a medical condition which could make further pregnancies (we've already had children) dangerous to her and I don't want to risk her life.

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well at least u have a good reason to cut ur balls, ur a better man than me. If i was in ur shoes i would start using a rubber with the wife and pickup a mistress on the side to raw dog 🤠

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YOU WORK REALLY HARD AT SOUNDING LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE...IT'S AN ACT THOUGH...A FAIRLY TRANSPARENT ACT AT THAT.

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yeah u got me bud, i am comedian just trying to be funny. the world needs assholes too and i am happy to play that role :)

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that's why i had it done years ago.

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Seriously, this is why the high schools need to go back to teaching basic anatomy, and sex ed.

Hey, genius, do you realize that a vasectomy doesn't involve your balls? Or your wiener?

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what about the cord that connects ur balls to ur weiner?!? it involves that right?!? If u jizz to much all ur excess jizz dies in ur tissue and causes issues once u get snipped like a poor puppy dog. Or they completely fuck it up and u have ball pain for life (actually pretty common). i dont need some bullshit school propaganda sponsored by the globalist elite to trick me into becoming a sterile useless sack of meat. I did my research on this barbaric practiced and am shocked how accepted and normal it is in our society....

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