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🎄CHRISTMAS EVE IS UPON US.

posted 2 years ago by Kowalski (79132)
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IT HAS BEGUN...

A LOT TO DO...HOUSE CLEANING,YARD WORK...THEN SHOPPING WITH MY FATHER AND CHINESE DINNER...HIS TRADITION THAT HAS BECOME MY DAUGHTER AND I'S AS WELL...THEN I WRAP ALL NIGHT...I HAVE NOT SLEPT ON CHRISTMAS EVE IN 20 YEARS...ONE YEAR I PASSED OUT AND WOKE UP TO AN ANGRY FIVE YEAR OLD WANTING TO KNOW WHY SANTA NEVER CAME...I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HER...WE FORGOT TO OPEN THE FIREPLACE AND THE DUDE COULDNT GET IN...HE LEFT THE SHIT ON THE PORCH...SO ANYWAY...PRETTY MUCH THE SECOND I STOP WRAPPING IT WILL BE TIME FOR STOCKINGS AND PRESENTS FOR MY DAUGHTER ANDTHEN THE COOKING STARTS...THEN A COUPLE OTHERS WILL ARRIVE AND DINNER AND PRESENTS...CLEAN UP AND GOODBYES...THEN MY DAUGHTER AND I HAVE TO WATCH A CHRISTMAS STORY...THEN I WILL DIE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS!🎅

[–] rex (2808) 2 years ago

and they say stoners are Lazy

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 2 years ago

LOL!
That’s some funny stuff you maniac😆

Merry Christmas to you, your cool daughter and all 40 of your wild cats and clucking chickens Buddy🎄🍺🎁

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21721) 2 years ago

Merry Christmas Kowalski!

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

Merry Christmas Kowalski!

[–] 102000 (6350) 2 years ago

LOL - have a Merry Christmas with your daughter.

[–] BeaSouth (3566) 2 years ago

Merry Christmas Kowalski. Happy safe and healthy new year to you and your family.

[–] db20db (17756) 2 years ago

Holiday stressed,lol 😆 https://www.redbubble.com/i/hat/Vanishing-Point-DISTRESSED-seventies-muscle-cars-by-StayTruPonyboy/92012790.9AAXL

[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 2 years ago

All sounds warm and nice (and shouty/insane). I hope all is perfect for you and your family on Christmas day.

BTW, how slowly do you wrap gifts that it takes all night?

[–] Kowalski (79132) 2 years ago

I DON'T GET PEOPLE ONE EXPENSIVE GIFT...AS A COLLECTOR/RESELLER...I AMASS PILES OF GIFTS FOR EACH PERSON...MY DAUGHTER GETTING THE MOST MASSIVE PILE...OBJECTS AND ITEMS OF ALL SIZES AND SHAPES...ALL TOLD IT ALWAYS TURNS INTO HUNDREDS OF WRAP JOBS....PLUS STOCKING STUFFING AND AND EXTRA CREDIT GIFT STUFF...LIKE GAGS OR SILLY WRAPPING OR WHATEVER.

[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 2 years ago

Sounds magical. Yer kid is lucky.

May you have mild indigestion in the middle of your beautiful, lovely day tomorrow.