Uncomfortable Situations🙄 - General Discussion Discussion

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 3 years ago

When I'm chillin' with my homies and we're talkin' rock music and one of them admits to being a KISS fan and we have to decide which one of us is telling him he has hearing problems.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

KISS is awesome!
Get out of my thread you oddball.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) 3 years ago

In all seriousness, there was one time I was talking to a friend of mine whose brother was dying of cancer (he's died since). So we were talking hockey as normal Canadians do, and he mentioned a good player on a team who was a bit of a hothead. So when he mentioned how good of a player he was, I said "yeah, but he can be a cancer to his team" (referring to him being a hothead) and my friend gave me a look like he was so offended. I mean, I wasn't thinking of his brother and saying things are "a cancer" is quite common, but it looked like he was about to give me a right hook.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

An unfortunate turn of phrase is a common mishap, don’t dwell on it too much Brother, we all do that sort of thing.

Back in my kiddie school days my Pal Billy got into an argument over something very silly and ‘kiddish’ and Billy called some kid a ‘spastic retard.’
That boy ran away crying and we had no idea why.
Turns out the kid had a a cerebral palsy victim in the family, God Bless them, the ‘spastic retard’ comment was just too much. Billy meant no real harm, we were all just stupid little kids…Words CAN cut:/

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) 3 years ago

I wonder how someone who knows someone with dwarfism would feel about something dwarfing in comparison.

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[–] ILJtheFirst (2139) 3 years ago

Paper can cut as well :P

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

Yes, and oddly enough it’s really painful!

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[–] MovieChatUser497 (18943) 2 years ago

WTF are you smoking? KISS rocks

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) 2 years ago

Nah. With them I don't want to rock and roll all night and I certainly don't want to party everyday with them either.

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[–] chilone (18324) 3 years ago

Getting caught masturbating. All the shouts of "Get off the stage!" still haunt me! 🥒

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[–] jonathan_k80 (6436) 3 years ago

Attending the wedding of an ex-girlfriend. Talk about awkward.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

Weddings! Awkward is the word. My Sister In Law married a guy some years ago (that story has a few unfortunate twists but whatever…) and I was in ‘The Groom’s Party’ lol, what a weird thing it is to be a ‘Groomsman,’ as if I’m someone very special 😆I’ve been roped into this wedding party nonsense a bunch of times, quite frankly it’s VERY annoying.

I was sitting alone at the bar, of course, and the former boyfriend of my newly married Sister In Law approached me and said he was going to tell her new Husband what a naughty slut she was in bed and share stories about her former boyfriends.

I urged him to keep shut and not ruin the party. He kept quiet, he’s lucky too because my soon to be ex- Brother in law is a really violent dude.

Some people make situations very awkward!

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

why would anyone do this?

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[–] jonathan_k80 (6436) 3 years ago

It was a complicated situation. It involved a circle of friends that had its origins in high school. At one time I had dated the sister of one of the guys in the group. When she eventually got married, everyone in the group (including me) was invited to the wedding.

The relationship had ended amicably, so there were no hard feelings involved, but it was still extremely awkward.

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[–] PaladinNJ (21781) 3 years ago

I attended my ex's wedding with my wife. The two of them have been friends since I introduced them. Her husband was a completely different matter. Since this was first time, I had met him, I tried to introduce myself a few times. By the end of the night, he had only said five words to me "Good night. Thanks for coming"

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Work meetings where they do that around the table thing and make you give your opinion on something you couldn’t give a rat’s about. I’m always internally like “please just skip me” and usually just paraphrase something someone else has already said. If I’ve got something to say I’ll say it… sheesh!

Work meetings in general are 90% a waste of time. Too much talk, not enough action! I once worked for a company who would call meetings over the most trivial matters, it was maddening! Send a fucking email already!!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

Oh man, don’t I know it.
I’m in a union and employed by NYC so I can’t complain too much but we have two or three work meetings a week. The Boss vents at us all, then we meet in small groups and it’s all a big charade!

What a waste of everyone’s time!

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[–] GlenEllyn (21659) 3 years ago

A possible solution to this is to make everyone stand during the meeting. Of course, this doesn't work if the person in charge of the meeting likes to hear themselves talk. I'm a big fan of emails. Meetings should have a purpose and an agenda that the moderator sticks to.

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 3 years ago

HAVING TO TAKE A SHIT IN JAIL.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

Getting caught was your uncomfortable mistake😄

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) 3 years ago

How long were you in the clink for?

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 3 years ago

TWO SEPERATE VISITS...ABOUT A WEEK BETWEEN THE TWO...NO CHARGES FILED EITHER TIME.

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

did you hold up a blockbuster?

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 3 years ago

I WISH...TOO DIFFICULT THOUGH...I WOULD HAVE WANTED EVRYTHING...SHELVES INCLUDED.

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

to hell with the money, give me all your mannequin copies.

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 3 years ago

👍🏾

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) 3 years ago

I'm guessing you were caught with the marijuanas.

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 3 years ago

NO...THE OFFICIAL CHARGES THAT WERE NEVER FILED WERE...EMBEZZLEMENT,GRAND THEFT,GRAND LARCENY, AND YES...POSSESSION,INTENT TO SELL AND POSSESSION WITH INTENT TO DELIVER...BUT I DID NOT START SMOKING MYSELF UNTIL YEARS AFTER MY ARREST...MY SMOKING HAS BEEN SUPER HELPFUL IN CURBING MY CRIMINAL URGES HOWEVER...SO MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE STARTED SOONER...

TO BE FAIR...I WAS GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES AND MORE...I GOT REALLY LUCKY...NOW I AM A DAD AND I AM REFORMED,RETIRED,IN REMISSION,ETC. OR WHATEVER.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) 3 years ago

https://64.media.tumblr.com/57e03053d2f18727bb502c72d7d7bd9d/tumblr_o3an8dNLOQ1v1s9fyo1_1280.gif

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 3 years ago

YES...I AGREE...I AM FUCKING AWESOME...I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND AND VANILLA AS SHIT...BUT AWESOME AS AWESOME CAN BE...A SELFLESS HERO IF EVER THERE WAS ONE.🙂

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[–] NitroHangover (1143) 3 years ago

I get the possession with intent stuff, but where did the theft, embezzlement and larceny charges come from?

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 3 years ago

I WAS INVOLVED WITH/SPEARHEADED SOME UNDER THE COUNTER BUSINESSES THROUGH LEGITAMITE JOBS...OFF THE MENU SALES,UNDER THE COUNTER,THROUGH THE BACK DOOR,WHATEVER WORKED.

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[–] Padeen (6459) 3 years ago

Damn, those are some heavy charges. Did you have a good lawyer or was it just luck?

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 3 years ago

LUCK/LACK OF EVIDENCE.

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (21718) 3 years ago

I think they put something in the food that causes constipation also. MREs do the same.

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[–] howgamer (3988) 3 years ago

The walk of shame home. Especially when you can't find your clothes and have to hike it in the nude.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

I feel like ‘The Walk Of Shame’ only occurs for women, a young dude walking out of an apartment in the morning would likely yell ‘Fucking hell right, I just screwed the tits off of that Lady you see in the elevator everyday!’

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[–] howgamer (3988) 3 years ago

That's not what they yell when you can't find your drawers.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

I am a Gentleman Sir, I’m never more than a few yards from my undies!

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 3 years ago

YOU NEVER RAN ACROSS CAMPUS USING A TRASH CAN LID AND A PIZZA BOX TO COVER YOUR AREAS?

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

No, I was super broke and a total joke during College. I never had the ‘frat house, wild party, cool Bro experiences…’

I went mostly to Community College night classes after raking leaves, chopping wood, painting sheds or shoveling snow all day.

I received a small scholarship and took out loans on the rest…the tuition really added up Amigo, it took about ten years to pay it all off!

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

They did the 'walk of shame' to the High Sept before Cercei.

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[–] 102000 (6349) 3 years ago

My OBGYN delivered his ex-girlfriend's baby. I guess it didn't bother either of them or her husband, but seemed a little strange to me.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

Yikes!
That is pretty awkward 😄

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[–] robocat893 (16256) 3 years ago

Years ago I managed a small print shop. A young lady came in to make a bunch of photocopies. She looked pregnant so I asked her when is her baby due. She gave me some serious stink eye then told me she wasn't pregnant. Oops! That was a very uncomfortable situation.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 3 years ago

Omg!
I’d call you a stupid fool but I said the exact same thing to a small, chubby woman once😑Most awkward moment ever probably…probably lol

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[–] ILJtheFirst (2139) 3 years ago

Don't feel bad, it's happened to everybody. Many fatties look pregnant. It's their own fault.

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