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what would make the public bathroom experience better for you?


I have severe anxiety, and those little slits in the doors of every stall make me feel like someone is gonna peer in and look at my creamy naked thighs. No more slits

Also, wet wipes need to become standard even if it means I have to pay more in taxes

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The ability to be able to fart your favourite song.

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Not using them.

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Duct tape coverage on the entire circumference of every gloryhole. No one appreciates preventable chafing.

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Great suggestion

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Your use of the term creamy naked thighs makes me think your a troll? I'm guessing I'm right.. So who are you really, not that it matters.

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Why do you assume I'm trolling? Why can't my thighs just be creamy?

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Yes, the use of the term creamy naked thighs is always a dead giveaway for trolls. Tell us who you are.

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So erotic fiction has a monopoly on that phrase? Normal people aren't allowed to use it when describing their own assets?

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I'm getting a Samoan Joe vibe.

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At least be a man, and ask me what I wear to bed.

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Why, what do you wear?

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I'll wait for Shogun...he's my knight in shining armor...:)

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Hah! Confirms my 5 year old+ allegation that he's always tried to play the "white knight" on here.

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Well he's not you. A guy that tried to break me down. You try to break everyone down.

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You're right about that. We're nothing alike. And I just fairly criticized you. After all, you recently posted that "most people" here aren't "nice" and now you're coming at me with that blanket, popular "everyone" allegation. (eye-roll)

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bedtime...I'm bored with you.

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You sound just like Yonkers when he's feeling desperate and defeated early in the game.

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You sure bring my name up a lot in your conversations.

Don’t mention me, I want nothing to do with you

I thought I made it fair and clear to you, let’s just avoid each other, you keep picking these fights and getting your ass handed to you.

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Yeah, your constant waving of the white flag recently is hardly me getting my ass handed to me. As usual, you make a lot of sense, Mr. Consistency, lol.

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HEY,BUD...WHAT'S UP...I AM EATING REESE'S PIECES AND WATCHING HACK THE MOVIES ON YOUTUBE...CHILL EVENING...YOU?

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White Flag? Don’t rate yourself so highly you broken old lonely man….no woman. No children. Just you and the cobwebs?

You have no need to mention my name, I avoid you with no struggle.

I’d happily never speak to you again.

Please share me the same courtesy.

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She brought up your name first. I feel it's only fair that I can express a dissenting opinion during the 4th of July holiday since freedom is being so highly celebrated at this time.

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You are a sad busted old man.



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I feel like i'm playing a guessing game I can't win...So lets see who you are.

Gay People are ______?
Donald Trump is______?
Abortion is _____?

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Hmmm I'm thinking of a member who loves parody/dad joke threads.

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The entire ceiling should be ventilation.
Softer paper.
Low volume speakers with theater number buttons at each stall so you can hear what you are missing.

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Once I was running at the park and yeah it turned out I had to take a dump, I make it to the public restroom and I am so glad I don’t have to go in the woods then I get in there and someone sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. If people could stop doing things like that I would really appreciate it.

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If you can’t deal with that reality of asshole humans and park public bathrooms, either hit the bushes or stop trying to run. Grow the fuck up.

This post is based on 4 decades of experience. Take a lesson. Do not reply.

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Um OK.

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Completely useless reply. You must be so proud.

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Whatever you say.

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They should put CCTV and ticket / jail people who do that.

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