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My girlfriend wants me to send my "roofer" to Yale.

posted 3 years ago by samoanjoes (58610)
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But I'm already a quadriplegic and it's going to cost an arm and a leg.

[–] Mustang (5571) 3 years ago

Stuck on the word "roofer" and how it fits into the lead up.

[–] moviechatterer (16326) 3 years ago

me too

[–] samoanjoes (58610) 3 years ago

He didn't do a good job, so I gotta send him to Yale. Also this is a parody post and it's not really supposed to make sense.

[–] Mustang (5571) 3 years ago

Oh ok an actual Roofer. I wasn’t sure if it was regional slang for something.

[–] Gubbio (3893) 3 years ago

"it's going to cost an arm and a leg"

That's what Hollywood said when they were preparing "The Jeffrey Dahmer Story." 😲

[–] samoanjoes (58610) 3 years ago

This story left me cold.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

My roofer is also my girlfriend.

[–] samoanjoes (58610) 3 years ago

The poor girl must have shingles then.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

She does. That's what turns me on.

[–] Zoltan (244) 3 years ago

I read this as "roofier" at first, and was expecting something...darker.