I'm fat, but I identify as skinny. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21721) 3 years ago

I’ll try telling that to my physician.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 3 years ago

It's funny because skin is fat.

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 3 years ago

What else did you think the "1967" meant? That's his weight.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 3 years ago

Hey!

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 3 years ago

That's what horses eat.

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 3 years ago

I'm a father who's invisible. I guess you could say I'm trans-parent.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 3 years ago

In the afternoon I identify as the morning. Does that make me a Trans-am?

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 3 years ago

That means you have morning sickness.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 3 years ago

I used to identify as Optimus Prime, but I don’t anymore. Does that make me a former Transformer?

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (13173) 3 years ago

Not really a good analogy there. 🤣

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[–] creolefemme1 (280) 3 years ago

I’m stealing this one! lol

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[–] Otter (24464) 3 years ago

I'm under 65, but I I identify as being old enough to collect social security!

Seriously, someone tried that. They lost in court.

And then there are the people who eat meat, but who identify as vegan...

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[–] Capnbucky (2218) 3 years ago

I’m human but I identify as a dolphin. So I should be able to breath under water

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[–] CrabgrassWilly (1616) 3 years ago

Dolphins don't have gills, they breathe air. I suppose all creatures that live in the sea look alike to you! Racist!

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (21721) 3 years ago

He should know these things about the sea. He is a ship captain you know. 😀

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[–] CrabgrassWilly (1616) 3 years ago

lol.

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[–] moviechatterer (16326) 3 years ago

I’m human but I identify as a dolphin. So I should be able to breath under water

Epic Fail! :)

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 3 years ago

He also identify as fire so he could burn himself lol

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[–] Wint3rFir3 (7386) 3 years ago

Since a lot of us are going to be buried in the earth after we die, does that make us trans-plants?

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