I don't need to see that every time I log in here.
But somebody's gotta pay the bills I guess.
Why do I get penis enlargement ads ☹️
shareI went to the doctor to check out my blocked ear. The doctor asked, "which ear is it?" I told him it's 2022. That was a weird question for him to ask.
shareI don't even know you, but I hate you with every molecule inside of my body.
Your joke doesn't even make sense on it's face. If a doctor asked "which ear is it?" and the narrator described it as such, you already ruined your own joke.
How did I ruin the joke? The doctor asked "which ear is it?" I didn't reveal the joke of mishearing until after the question was asked.
share"The doctor asked 'which ear is it?', I told him it's 2022."
If you, as the narrator, heard "which ear is it?" you would have answered left or right, not the year.
I liked your joke, I like all of your puns and jokes👍
But I still think you’re a weirdo for loving winter and I’m not convinced this ‘Canada’ place actually exists, just tell everyone you live in Narnia, that’s about as believable🙄
Today feels a lot like spring and I feel like absolute crap. I can't explain it, but spring and summer depress the hell out of me.
shareIt’s gorgeous here in the Hudson River Valley, sunny and no wind, high 60s…
We went for a hike in a local State Park today and took our little black doggie, she loved it but is now conked out on the couch😄
Hey, you gave me hell all winter while I was shivering. Now it’s heating up and I’m going to bust your horns for the next 5 months lol!
After my plot for world domination succeeds, I plan on shortening spring and summer to two weeks each. Humanity will only know one month of sunshine and heat.
shareI prefer fall. It’s full of hope and new beginnings. Many things begin in the fall and end in the spring. Summer is dead time. Everyone scatters to the four winds. Winter is cozy and get down to business time. Great things are achieved in the fall and winter, less so in spring and summer.
shareYeah, winter is so cozy. And it's a lot quieter because there aren't many people outside.
share"I don't even know you, but I hate you with every molecule inside of my body."
This is rich, hilarious karma. You just ran smack into your doppelganger.
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