Tell Something unusual about yourself.

I used to shit into my ex-best friend at schools hand (he asked me to)

my doctor tells me i have great lung capacity - all those years playing hockey and i have never smoked a cigarette or joint.

I have four paper calendars hanging on my walls. I like the pictures. One I use to write reminders on. Last night I realized I flipped all the calendars to December except one. The one by the garage door. I was upstairs, in bed, half asleep but that just bothered the heck out of me. So I got up, went all the way down to the garage and flipped the damn thing. This triggered a whole series of events. My dog seeing me up thought it was time for the morning walk. Barking ensued. This caused a series of angry shouts from others in the house. I put out a few treats to calm the dog, then noticed the dog water bowl was kind of dirty. I took the bowl to the sink to freshen the water but in my tired state bumped it into the counter causing the dog spittle infused water to spill down my pjs. So then I went back upstairs, put on fresh pjs then realized I forgot to switch off the stair light. Up again. Switched off then light then back into bed. Took me about an hour to get sleepy. Dog woke me 5 hours later for that walk. I dunno. Does this count?

I’ve worked seven days a week since 2018.

I like to watch Saturday night live in the morning with breakfast.

I take a bath everyday without fail.