would you ever build a panic room? - General Discussion Discussion

[–] samoanjoes (58613) 3 years ago

If I had the money, my entire place would be a panic room.

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

do you have windows in your house?

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 3 years ago

Yes. But I can do without the windows. I love darkness.

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[–] cyberbob (3488) 3 years ago

I'd take it a step further and eliminate doors. 99% of murderers enter buildings through doors

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 3 years ago

I'd keep the doors but have a large pit of spikes upon the entrance. They'd have to try to pole vault over without hitting the ceiling.

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

sound advice

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[–] cyberbob (3488) 3 years ago

Thank you. I thought so too

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 3 years ago

I wouldn't move to Alaska because that would make my diabolical plan of destroying the sun for permanent darkness irrelevant.

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

do you have very thick drapes?

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 3 years ago

No, but I should really get them. Sometimes they the sun shines in when I'm watching a movie and it's annoying.

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[–] Who (5146) 3 years ago

Yeah I want a panic house, like that whole house security system in The Purge.

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[–] Kowalski (79132) 3 years ago

MY ENTIRE PROPERTY IS ONE GIANT PANIC ROOM...FOR ANYONE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO BE HERE UNINVITED.🙂

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

killer cats?

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[–] Kowalski (79132) 3 years ago

AND THE KILLER CATS MASTER...SIX AND A HALF FEET OF CLINCHED ANGER WHO HAS MACHETES AND SLEDGE HAMMERS AND THE LIKE ALL OVER THE PROPERTY.😈

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

do you have a sword?

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[–] Kowalski (79132) 3 years ago

YOU KNOW...THERE ARE A FEW OLD SWORDS DECORATING WALLS IN THE GARAGE.😉

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[–] nyctc7 (44116) 3 years ago

It would be cleverly disguised to resemble a man cave

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[–] sslssg (35199) 3 years ago

Where I live now. Probably not. It's pretty safe.

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[–] nyctc7 (44116) 3 years ago

Here is how you enter my safe room. It's very, very, safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWEvp217Tzw&t=15s

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 3 years ago

Ha😀
As soon as I saw your handle I expected this clip LOL

Well Done

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 3 years ago

No need for one here, I'm well outside heavily populated areas, everyone has a dog and guns and people are very nice up here in the woods

If I still lived in my city house then yes

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[–] jriley555 (8552) 3 years ago

I have armed guards...

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