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Ruin a franchise.

posted 4 years ago by samoanjoes (58601)
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Or in some cases, make it even worse.

Happy Madison Presents: Terminator 7
The Dark Knight: The Schumacher Cut
Hannibal: The Vegetarian Years
Naked Gun 4 1/4: The White Ford Bronco
Lord of the Rings: Gollum Says "I Do."
Back to the Future: Flux Crapacitor
Speed 3: Do The Locomotion
The Maze Runner: Another Brick in the Kowalski

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 4 years ago

Conan The Pacifist

Lethal Weapon: Let's talk Shit Out

Rambo 11: Just Passing Through Sheriff

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21718) 4 years ago

By Crom, his list of best things in life might be a tad different.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 4 years ago

To crush the recycling, to see the garden grow and to here the laughter of the children

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21718) 4 years ago

Then a smile and a wink after. 😆

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

Lethal Weapon 5 is happening, so you could be in luck.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 4 years ago

I can't wait for Lethal Weapon 5: Low Sodium Diet And Napping👍

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

Or Lethal Weapon 6: You're Too Old For This Shit Too

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 4 years ago

Love it😆

Roger Murtaugh was 'too old for this shit' for like 10
years and 4 movies

[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Lethal weapon : I’m too old for this shit

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

The Godfather Part 4: Slapstick Version
Star Wars: Revenge of the Toddlers
Jaws Returns: A Love Story
Scream 5: All nude, all singing
Nightmare on Elm Street: Pastor Freddy's Church

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

The Godfather Part 4: Slapstick Version

Wasn't that just part 3?

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Rambo: Fighting Climate Change

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

I can see the trailer now:
"Critics agree that "Rambo: Fighting Climate Change" is Ramboring."

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 4 years ago

007: Netflix And Chill

X-Men: The Avengers Can Handle The Aliens, Let's Play Frisbee

Home Alone 5: Kevin Got Weird, He's 40 And He Still Lives At Home So We Straight Up Left His Ass At Home Alone

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

There is a Home Alone 5 and it's one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever seen and yet still better than Home Alone 4.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 4 years ago

Wow, I liked the first one and hardly remember the second...they really milked that teet!

[–] GlenEllyn (21659) 4 years ago

There's a 5th?? Sheesh. I like the first one. I saw the second once and decided it was just a ripoff of the first, and I didn't watch any more.

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

5 is better than 4, but 4 is still really bad and there's so much wrong with it that I actually recommend watching it. I actually wrote a post detailing some of the things wrong with it:

https://moviechat.org/tt0329200/Home-Alone-4-Taking-Back-the-House/5b830252c012b900144f7ffb/So-many-problems-with-this-movie-Massive-spoilers

[–] FredBurroughs (22310) 4 years ago

Weekend at Bernie's 3, written and directed by Christopher Nolan

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

I wonder how he'd find a way to overcomplicate the story.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 4 years ago

If Shyamalan directed it Bernie would wake up at the end and realize everybody else was dead the whole timd

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

Not gonna lie, that would be an awesome twist.

[–] jonathan_k80 (6436) 4 years ago

Titanic III: Third Time's a Charm...Not!

You can guess the ending.

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

Jack rises from the dead, sinks the boat himself and says, "that's for not making room for me on the piece of debris"?

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78598) 4 years ago

The hour long 'filibuster in the Galactic Senate scene' would be better than anything in The Phantom Menace😬

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

Critics could agree whether or not they liked it.

[–] plusplus (467) 4 years ago

The Godfather and the Furious
Moon 2 - The Clone Wars
Rambo - The very last Pokémon
Harry Potter and the miraculous Plot Device
James Bond 007 - The spy who never showed up
Fifty Shades of Herpes
Alien - The Musical
Star Trek - Civil War
Underworld - The Cotton Fashion Revolution
Gerard Butler's bicycle has fallen over
No Mummy - No Tales from a Looted Tomb
Star Wars - The Taste of Midichlorians (spoiler: like chicken)
Three Colors Trilogy: Green
Under Siege 3 - This time, it's a cable car!
Crocodile Dundee goes to space
Cube 2D - Rectangle
[rec] - the low battery cut
The Dark Knight Procrastinates
Jumanji: The pay2win Level
National Lampoon's Sin City 3
Paintdryisqatsi

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

Fifty Shades of Herpes

Why'd you have to do that?