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People who talk on speaker phone in public should be throat punched


Perfect reflection of what the general population is like

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People who think it's acceptable to throat punch people for minor annoyances should really seek anger management and therapy.

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But he's a "nice guy"!

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Your obsession with throat punching is disturbing. You sound really angry all the time.

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He's actually the nicest of guys. Unlike all those inferior people, of course.

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Have you been in public in the last 10 years?

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Yes I have. You shouldn’t let little things get to you. Maybe you need to make some changes in your life. You might want to look into therapy or medication. There is no shame in getting help if you need it. I’m not trying to make fun or criticize you, but you do seem overly angry and unhappy so a change might benefit you.

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Word, lots of very successful people in all arenas of life require a bit of help in certain areas of life

No shame in that game, especially if it cuts down on random throat punching incidents

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Haha! Shogun with the right words, as always!

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I just recently started seeing someone for this very reason, so far it hasn’t been too much relief

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Tonight: ‘Nicest guy in the world wants to punch everyone.’ Tune in hear the results on his questionnaire regarding height, penis size and ethnicity - LIVE!!!!!!!!

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EDIT:
"Tonight: 'The self-proclaimed nicest guy in the world wants to punch everyone.' Tune in to hear the startling results on his questionnaire regarding height, penis size and ethnicity! LIVE!!!"

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Ooh that’s much better 👍👍👍

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I'll be skipping my ongoing Seinfeld marathon to tune in...SO many questions!

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Do inferior people in ‘the ghetto’ that sell dime bags and live in their mother’s basements date above average looking girls because of the possibility that their penises are above average length?

All these questions and perhaps many more may or may not be answered on MC TONIGHT.

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Remember "Sick, Sad World" from MTV's Daria?

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Also hear why nicest guy in the world can't get a date and why The Irishman is the best film ever made.

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Damnit! I missed out The Irishman, plus as CKid suggested, ‘the self proclaimed nicest guy’, lol 😂

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Disparity of punishment vs crime. One, they are only annoying if they are talking too loud. Two, throat punch is a nuclear response to an itchy shirt. Instead try pretending to be on your speaker phone too, get close to them, and speak twice as loud with language blue enough to roast meat within 5 ft.

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That's totally kick ass!

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Interesting approach, might try

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Yeah, it's bad enough when someone's talking on their cell the traditional way, because then you only hear half the conversation, and the smarter callers keep their voices down. It's extremely rude to do speaker phones in a public area stuffed with strangers, who can hear the entire conversation (whether they want to or not!) and oftentimes you can't get away from it for some reason or another.

Why can't they just text like smart people? Or hold the conversation in private?

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I don't get the people who talk about personal/unsavory things in public whether it be via the phone or in person to each other. I don't need to know about assaults, rapes, domestic violence, relationship breakdowns. It seems some people not only lack a filter they also seem to lack self respect as well as respect for others.

You can see why all this bad shit happens to them.

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Yeah, let’s talk loudly in public about an@l s3x!

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There are just some subjects you really shouldn't talk about in public. Nobody minds if, say, you're on the phone, (the one-sided thing) speaking quietly about the weather, grocery shopping, dentist appointments, picking up the kids from school, planning a party, etc. But if it's the subjects you mentioned above, that's not something you really want to bring up for strangers to hear. It's too humiliating and often emotionally scarring, and the last thing you need is to let people you don't know hear every dark and dirty detail. It's best kept private.

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My fave experience was a man who was mouthing off to his female friend/partner. The conductor had to tell him to shut up or he would be booted off the train. Once he arrived at his stop he got up....

this guy was a dwarf!!!!

Hilarious.

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That's a rather interesting experience. It just goes to show that even they have some of the same life issues we do. Of course, he was still rude to make the conversation so public like that.

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My old phone was kinda broken. The only way I could take a call was by using the speaker. I can see how it would have annoyed people around me, but it also annoyed the shit outta me too.

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Then don't just talk about it, throat punch the next person who does it and get back to us with the outcome :)

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How about a donkey punch?

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You sick-o! 🤣

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That’ll learn em.

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Haha

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there is radiation in the phone. i will continue to talk on my phone on speaker in public for my health if u throat punch me u will regret it

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