Have you ever seen a dead person in real life?

So, you've never been to a Wake ?

seen a bloated corpse that washed up on the beach

Unfortunately yes. A customer at work died in the customer toilet. A colleague and myself had to give cpr until the paramedics arrived but it was clear it was too late. He was lovely too, never heard a bad word said about him 🙁.

Rip Graham.

As a nurse , many times

I have been to a few funerals and saw a few cadavers in a biology class.

Other than funerals as already stated , yes, though I don’t really talk about it...I assure that I had nothing to do with it...no crime of passion,,no insanity defense, no sleepwalking, no Darth Vader using the force and “apology accepted, Captain Schoolyard”-type of shyt....had a shytty inner city childhood, and you see things....glad that I’m sooooo far removed from that, but yeah, I saw things....

Good times, bad times, though I made it to the other side and I’m still here, so all is well...

https://youtu.be/lsZG7n7ries

Never have. Never been to a funeral or anything, never seen a dead human being except like on TV or in pictures, documentaries and the like. Never in person.

That's an oxymoron.