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Anger Management 2003
When young Dave is about to kiss Sara, Arnie pulls Dave's shorts and underwear down. An older woman laughs and gestures with her thumb and index finger about an inch apart. Arnie shouts "Got any mustard for that cocktail frank, butt-lick!"
(Later)
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Do you really want the love of your life hanging around with a guy who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale?
(Later)
Dave walks into the restroom and Andrew is at one of the urinals. Dave turns around but Andrew sees him so he goes to the urinal. He looks down at Andrews "P" and looks shocked. Andrew smiles and says "Oh yeah!" Dave says "Congratulations." Bass Masters on the TV above the urinal: "Now that is a big one folks!"white
(Later)
Dave asks two prostitutes "Does size count at all or is that just some weird thing guys think about?"
Prostitute #1: Alright this is where gina and I always get into a heated debate. I like them when they're really big.
Prostitute #2: And i think it's better when they're enormous.
(Later)
Dave: When a good position actually opens up you give it to the biggest "D" in the world.
Andrew: I don't know about the biggest in the world but it's definitely the biggest one in the room.

Love Is All There Is (1996)
Donna (Mama): Why do they make him wear the blue pantyhose? It makes his dingle look too big.
Sadie Capomezzo: Shh, Ma.
(Later)
(Romeo kisses sleeping Juliet way too long and passionately. Romeo falls dead on his back with his bulge very visible.)
Donna (Mama): Oh, I hate those pantyhose. His dingle looks even bigger now. (Holds up her opera glasses.) Oh! Dear god! Is he stiff? I think he's stiff from her!
Mike Capomezzo: That's just a towel in there. So they don't hurt it when they duel.
Donna (Mama): Oh, it's a towel. I'm so relieved.
(Later)
Donna (Mama): (Holding up her opera glasses.) It's growing.
(Later)
(Juliet kisses dead Romeo way too long while straddling him.)
Donna (Mama): They must have used two towels.

My Ex-Ex (2015)
Rob: At least I can grow pubic hair. Least I can grow pubic hair!
Nathan: That's a medical condition, it's a medical condition, totally different.
Rob (Pointing at Nathan's crotch): Got the "P" of a nine year old boy.
(Later)
Rob: Is it bad that I took Viagra?
Nathan: Yes! Yeah, what? Way too early, what are you doing? Way too early for that.
Rob: I didn't know.
Nathan: You gotta time it right, man. What are you doing? You do it right before.
Rob: I thought you meant right before the party.
Nathan: No, do it right before you do it. What are you thinking? You're gonna walk around here with a huge tent.
Rob: Hopefully!
(Later)
Natasha: When we have sex, he only have slow sex on top of me. And he has small "P". So small!
(Later)
Patrick wears a T-shirt with an arrow pointing to his face with "Carry on" and an arrow pointing down with "Check in".)
Ludwig: I take it from your T-shirt you are referring to having a large endowment.
Patrick: Uh, it's just a T-shirt.
Ludwig: There is plenty of false advertising in this world. Proof is in the vision. (Points at Nathan's crotch. Nathan is wearing a tight pair of bicycle shorts.) As demonstrated by Nathan's impressive girth in those shorts. Congratulations
Nathan.
(Later)
Jim (rapping): Don't stick with Ted 'cause he's a "F-ing" pr!¢k. His money pads a wallet and hides a tiny "D".

Love (II) (2015)
(Murphy stands up and his potbelly protrudes)
Omi: You have become a little bit fat, no?
Murphy (Inner monologue): Yeah, I'm fat.
Omi: Don't ya?
Murphy (Inner monologue): My "D" is fat.
(Later)
Murphy: Hey, hey, you little "F", when I "F-ing" find you, I'm gonna take your "F-ing" "Ba!!$", I'm gonna shove 'em up your "F-ing" " A". I'm gonna "F" you in the "A" so "F-ing" hard your head explodes.
Julio: Hey, needle "D", shut the "F" up.
Murphy: Needle "D", really?

Wonder Woman (2017)
Diana Prince: [Walks in on Steve getting out of his bath] Would you say you were a typical example of your sex?
Steve Trevor: I am - above average.
Diana Prince: What's that?
Steve Trevor: [looks down] It's a - eh - Oh, it's a watch.
Diana Prince: A watch?
Steve Trevor: Yeah. It's a watch. It tells time. My father gave it to me, it went through hell and back with him. Now it's with me. Good thing its still ticking.
Diana Prince: What for?
Steve Trevor: Because it tells the time. When to eat, sleep, wake up, work.
Diana Prince: You let this little thing tell you what to do?
Steve Trevor: Yeah.

Summer Hit (2019)
(Emil is trying to put on his boxers without removing his towel.)
Laia: You don't need to hide it, we just had sex.
Emil: So?
Laia: let me see it.
Emil: Why?
Laia: I just want to see what it normally looks like.
Emil: The shower was really cold, though.

The Meaning of Life (1983)
Noel Coward: From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest pr!¢k.

Two Girls and a Guy (1997)
Carla to Blake: Do you want a comparative description of "D" size, including your own?

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Just Shoot Me (Season 4, Episode 21 When Nina Met Her Parents)

Dennis Finch : Well, well. We meet again. Say, why don't we hit the town later?
Woman : I have plans.
Dennis Finch : Well, you might wanna change them.
Woman : Why's that?
Dennis Finch : Let's just say I put my pants on three legs at a time.
Woman : Excuse me?
Dennis Finch : I mean, why settle for a ukulele when you can play the cello?
Woman : Are you having some sort of breakdown?
Dennis Finch : You're right, I'm sorry. I must not be thinking straight. Maybe it's because not enough blood is getting to my brain because it's all rushing to my ridiculously large penis.

George C Scott from Hardcore 1979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toj8nkaPdtA

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Hardcore (1979)
Billy Ramada: The kid's got a big schlong!
Kurt: A great talent.
(Later)
Big "D" Blaque: I got a "D" hung on me nine inches long!

Being There (1979)
Louise: You're gonna need somebody. You ought to find yourself a lady, Chance. But I guess it ought to be an old lady. You aint gonna do a young one any good. Not with that little thing of yours. You're always gonna be a little boy, aint ya.

Bedazzled (2000)
[Alison talking to Elliot who is wearing a towel in the locker room.]
Alison: You must have an enormously, huge (pause) talent to do what you do. Oh god, you were incredible tonight. I mean watching you I just kept thinking how unbelievably big your uh (pauses and looks down) ego must be after a game like that.
Elliot: Uh, not that big really.
Alison: I bet it's pretty big.
Elliot: I guess a little bit bigger (gesturing with his fingers a couple of inches apart. Both laugh). It depends on how happy I am!
Elliot: I should get dressed.
[Alison doesn't leave and continues to stare at his towel, so he opens his towel and they both gasp in shock.]
Alison: Oh god I just remembered there's this teeny tiny thing to do.
Elliot: what's teeny?!
Alison: Oh no, no it's just something that I have to write.
Elliot: About me?
Alison: Yeah, it's just a little, short, itty bitty blurb about tonight's game.
Elliot: But, but, well can I see you after the road trip?
Alison: Well I'm, you know I'd love to but I'm working on a really big, huge, enormous story on the NFL so I probably won't have time.

The Nice Guys (2016)
Kid on Bike: No, his name was Sid, Sid Hatrack. Yeah.
Holland March: Nobody's name is Hatrack.
Kid on Bike: Whatever. Tried to get a job. I offered to show my "D". 'Cause I got a big "D".

Tooken (I) (2015)
Bryan Millers takes a bottle of "P" enhancement pills before battling with Brownfinger. His "P" grows and grows until it bursts out of his pants. He uses it as a weapon against Brownfinger's sword.

This Is the End (2013)
James: If I see your "D" one moe time I'm gonna "F-ing" shoot it off!
Danny: You wouldn't have enough bullets, "B"!

How to Get Girls (2017),
When Zach is called up to the front of the class with an erection everyone laughs. One girl gestures with her fingers about an inch apart while someone yells needle "D". Another girl gestures with her fingers about an inch apart while someone yells look how small it is. Mr P. Laughingly says "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

Everybody Wants Some!! (2016),
Finn likes to browse parties, telling groups of women about his "average "C"," hoping that they will find this to be a nice change of pace from most guys, who can't ever stop talking about how well-endowed they are.

Malena (2000)
[Scene where the boys are measuring themselves.]
Seven thumbs long!
Seven and a half thumbs!
Mine's a bazooka!
I got eight!
Eight is nothing!
That's just tickling a woman.
One, two... three and two is five,
two is seven and two is nine.
Torpedo!
My submarine will rip Malena in half!
Once I skipped school and went by Malena's house. She was at the window, and she called out to me. I thought she wanted me to get her some cigarettes. I went up for the money, and her robe fell open. And there she was,naked as the day she was born.
Holy "S"! She did it on purpose to excite me. I was an idiot. I should have jumped at the chance. If it happens again, I'll bang her brains out.
She'd quit smoking first.
She knows you've got no "Ba!!$".
You little runt, you've been here for two hours and you still haven't measured yourself.
Measure it!
One, two, three, four, five. Only six!
You know what they say about a kid in short pants?
Short pants: Short "D"!
" F" off. My thumbs are twice as big as yours!
Bull$h!t!
Who's got the biggest "D" now, runt?
You do!
No, I am II Duce!
Nobody's bigger than me!

Baywatch (2017),
(Ronnie has his genitals stuck between the wooden slats of the bench)
Mitch looks under the bench and says "Wow! Okay, looks like you got your beef and biscuits stuck down there. It's gonna be okay. I've been through it, too.
Ronnie: Really?
Mitch: Yeah, I was stuck in a woman for hours once. Couldn't get out.
CJ: I mean if you think about it it's a good thing, right? Congratulations!

We're the Millers (2013)
Playing Pictionary.
Rose: Oh! A "P"! A "P"! It's a big "D"! Those are ba!!$, it's a big, a big black "D"! Big black "D"! It's ah, big black "C". Black "C" down!

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000)
Doughy: I call mine Thor's hammer.

Just One of the Guys (1985)
When Buddy is teaching Terry how to adjust her ba!!$ she puts a pair of socks in her pants, admirers the bulge and says "Not bad." Buddy compares his bulge to hers and says "$h!t! Maybe I should try that."

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An American Summer (1990)
Bo (Referring to the wave he rode in the competition): You gotta give me a second chance. It was a ridiculous wave. You saw how small mine was.
Fin: Yeah, yeah, we all saw how (pause) small yours is.
Tom: Hey, it's a small world. People see things. (While laughing) Word gets around.

This Is Where I Leave You (2014)
Hillary Altman: Mort knew his way around a woman's body.
Judd Altman: Mother!
Hillary Altman: And the sheer size of him. Circumference.
Judd Altman: Mom!
Hillary Altman: I don't mind telling you, the man was hung.
Wendy Altman: That should've been the headstone.

68 Kill (2017)
Liza: He's just a sugar daddy with an itty bitty wiener and a big ol' bank account.

Zapped! (1982)
(Dexter overhears Barney and Bernadette in the boiler room and mistakenly thinks they are having sex)
Bernadette: Hurry up!
Barney: I'm trying, I'm trying. It's too big! It doesn't fit!
Bernadette: We don't have all day, Barney! Faster!
(Dexter walks in.)
Dexter: Barney, what are you doing here.
Barney: Oh, uh, nothing, I, I just thought I'd...
Dexter: (Pointing at Bernadette.) You got yourself a good catch here. Barns gonna be a famous scientist some day.
Barney: Oh, well, thanks Dex. Will see you later.
(Dexter pulls Barney aside.)
Dexter: Next time take her someplace decent.

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Going through airport security Derek has a cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil in his pants.

Mother (II) (2016)
Tomás (to his pregnant wife): I don't want to poke the baby in the eye.
Diana: He's the size of an orange and you're not that big.
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Slap Shot (1977)
Denis: Yeah, he love her. He tell me "I love her."
Reggie: My god. Maybe Braden's a f@gg0t. Did you ever think of that?
Denis: You crazy? He has a big c0¢k, like a horse.
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Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)
Michael Cromwell: If we get to pick our own names, I'd like to pick "Man who is extremely well endowed".
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