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The "pants" movie dialog game

posted 6 years ago by [deleted]
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Take a line of dialog from a movie or TV show, and replace one of the words in that line with the word "pants" for interesting results.

Sudden Impact: "Go ahead, make my pants."

The Silence of the Lambs: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Sunset Boulevard: "I AM big. It's the pants that got small!"

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: "Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!"

To Have and Have Not: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your pants together and blow."

Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones: "Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the landing platform, terrible. Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants."

[–] captainbucky (15252) 6 years ago

The very pants I was returning.

[–] nyctc7 (44107) 6 years ago

Now that's good writing!

[–] captainbucky (15252) 6 years ago

I forgot to buy plant food again

[–] nyctc7 (44107) 6 years ago

Don't you have a coupon for that?

[–] MinaVladimir (4086) 6 years ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know, My name is the Lord when I lay my pants upon thee.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about pants. When their souls got to the entrance to heaven, the guards asked two questions. Their answers determined whether they were able to enter or not. ‘Have you found joy in your pants?’ ‘Has your pants brought joy to others?’

[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

Frodo: “What are we holding onto, Sam?”

Sam: “That there’s some good in this pants, Mr. Frodo.”

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Bilbo: What have I got in my pants?

[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

Gandalf: "A Balrog. A demon of the ancient pants. This foe is beyond any of you. Run!"

[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

The only sensible way to live in this world is without pants.

[–] lennonforever (2453) 6 years ago

Frankenstein 1931
"IT'S PANTS, IT'S PANTS!!!!"

Dracula 1931
"I only drink, pants."

The Wolf Man 1941
"When the moon is full, I turn into pants."

[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their pants.

But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the pants.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates pants...

Pants will find a way.

Welcome... to Jurassic Pants.

[–] MinaVladimir (4086) 6 years ago

All work and no pants make Jack a dull boy.

[–] TexasJack (12516) 6 years ago

I find that offensive.