The "pants" movie dialog game
Take a line of dialog from a movie or TV show, and replace one of the words in that line with the word "pants" for interesting results.
Sudden Impact: "Go ahead, make my pants."
The Silence of the Lambs: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Sunset Boulevard: "I AM big. It's the pants that got small!"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: "Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!"
To Have and Have Not: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your pants together and blow."
Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones: "Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the landing platform, terrible. Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants."