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So if Patricia Heaton married Michael Keaton she'd be...


Patricia Heaton Keaton.

MIND BLOWN!

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If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she'd be Tuesday March 3.





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Perfecto!!

Nice work

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Thanks!

If Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton-John.



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Woah!!!
I am in awe dude๐Ÿ˜†

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Aw shucks. Twern't nothin'.

If Yoko Ono married Sonney Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.




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How are you so good at this!?!

Im on the floor right now๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Google.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, the divorced him an married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.




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Google...Dang...im just slapping leather here

Probably why i cant keep up!!

Im going to try to think up another...frankly my track record sucks Amigo๐Ÿ˜

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No, your track record is excellent, Amigo!




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Julia Louise Dreyfus + Richard Dreyfuss = Julia Louise Dreyfus Dreyfuss

*try to say that 3 times real fast
I bet nobody can;)

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Oop I think I just swallowed my tongue

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Well props for trying๐Ÿ˜‰
And nice knowing 'ya lol

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I just sort of slurred the names when I said this. ๐Ÿคค

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Oddly enough i managed to say it 3x fast...i work well while drinking i guess ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿป

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Who cares๐Ÿ˜Ž

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If Selma Blair married Kevin Bacon she'd be Selma Bacon.

Might need to say it with a Scottish accent to get it. "Pure gonnie sell mah bacon yah daftie"

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Just a shame there's no actors with the surname Stock she can get hitched to.

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Funny stuff!

One that I heard years ago, if Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.

If Marcia Clark married Roseanne Barr, she'd be Marcia Clark Barr.

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Although my old friend takes second place with Clark Barr. Lol.

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If Daisy Ridley married Ridley Scott, she'd be Daisy Ridley Scott

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If Ronald Fraser married Christopher McDonald, then got divorced and married William Berger, he'd be Ronald McDonald Berger

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You win. That was the best.

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I thought Ellen BarkinGupta Wongtree was best so far

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That was a good one!

I thought if the late singer Rosemary Clooney married Andy Rooney and then George Clooney, she'd be Rosemary Clooney Rooney Clooney.

Then I realized the last marriage would be illegal since George Clooney was her nephew!

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Rosemary Clooney Rooney is pretty good, actually.

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