Post your joke. I'll start
Coffee crisis : take a grain of coffee,tied it with a thread then sink it 2 -3 times in a cup filled with boiled water. At each 2 -3 cups of coffee,change the thread
you are drinking too much cider
shareCould be
shareYour joke was great
🎶Dont you know that you are a shooting star?
Dontcha, dontcha, dontcha, donctha know...a shooting star!!!
But it wasn't a great joke.It wasn't even a joke.
Why are you telling him it was?
The more we encourage our Romanian pal the more croftisms well get
And you know that we all want that...jeez where have you been??
What are used tampons good for?
Punchline: [spoiler]Vampire tea bags.[/spoiler]
=)
😂😂
Do you know what a priest and a pimp have in common?
No. Tell us, tell us!
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I do not, but this sounds like the opening to a good joke.
What do they have in common?
You know a priest always say "go with the lord",right?
Well,the same thing a pimp say to a girl also.
Disturbing, but true!
shareAlso NOT a joke.
shareDidn't seem like one
shareMaybe in Romania a John is a Lord???????
Sorry. I didn't get the "joke" either.
Sacre bleu!
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thats gross but funny
shareTe trage curentul
sharePe apa sambetei,știu😉
sharePoate ţi-o iei în freză
shareDe la tine? Mă indoiesc
shareSă-ţi bagi unghia în gât
shareFoarte interesant🤔
sharetu uită ca pisica în calendar
shareCorect este : se uită ca mata in calendar.Dar e bine și așa😏
shareThis thread is like a bad mushroom trip.
So i’ll Just go with me best one:
An executioner stands next to his guillotine when a friend comes up and tell him: « I don’t know how you can do this job » he answers: « a man gosta make a living y’a know »
This bit always makes me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzmIbuYm7uY
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
shareGood one! 😂
share🤣 Love this one!
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