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THEE General Discussion forum game: Change one letter in a movie title and alter the plot to reflect it.

posted 7 years ago by [deleted]
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By way of example I'll start

Schindler's Pist

Oskar Schindler knocks back the mulled wine and the ginger wine at the large reception at the beginning of the movie. He blacks out until the Soviet's arrive to liberate everyone.

DISCLAIMER: Someone else filled in for him and there was no increase in casualties from the original movie. Just a drunken Liam Neeson wondering about for a couple of hours on screen.

Rules, 1 letter changed only. The original title can have as many letters and words as you wish but only 1 particular letter in one particular word may be altered.

We can have other threads for spoonerisms and the like.

Bring your best game now!

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[–] RussellNash (2087) 7 years ago

I, Lobot

"He's bald, he has got this thing around the back of his skull that allows him to interact with Cloud City's central computer - and he knows Lando!"

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

He'll never be a contender for Klytus Observer No. 2 though 😉

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Jurassic Lark - A prehistoric giant stuffed bird comes alive and runs amok.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Jurassic Perk

During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned dinosaur exhibits to get entitlements, tax breaks, and numerous other financial perks.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Jurassic Bark - a prehistoric redwood comes alive and runs amok.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Jurassic Part

A velociraptor actor fights for the rights of other minorities as he tries to find work in Hollywood despite being typecast into dinosaur roles.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Gotta do another...

Jurassic Pack

Researchers discover that smoking killed the dinosaurs when they uncover a fossilized pack of cigarettes.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 7 years ago

Jurassic Dark

The ghosts of prehistoric creatures haunt an abandoned park in the night. Horror ensues!

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

I like it!

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Jurassic, Hark!

During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that causes its cloned dinosaur exhibits to begin singing Christmas carols. Horrified park guests begin fleeing for their sanity.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Jurassic Parp

All the dinosaurs are lined up two by two to get onto Noah's Ark when one of them let's rip with a silent but violent nasal assault. It's a real stinker and Noah isn't letting any of them on until whoever did it owns up. The herbivores look worried. Hilarity and horror abound for the family. Can YOU guess who let one drop?

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Jurassic Parm

Aged cheese gets out of control when an ancient block of Parmesean is found which predates humanity.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

❤ UR ASS I C Park

A vial breaks releasing ancient powerful pheromones within an enclosed park on lockdown filled with Millennials visiting as part of their gender studies course. Not knowing what to do with their lofty libidos and heightened horniness they take to texting one another in illegible and uninteresting ways to stop the swell of their sexual attractions to one another. Doctor Ellie Sattler really wishes she hasn't wore these shorts to work today - they aren't helping the situation one bit! Rated R for Rawr.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Okay I'm going to cover a few not-so-good possibilities:

Jurassic Paré - Actress Jessica Paré discovers her ancestors are dinosaurs.

Jurassic Pars - Dinosaurs golfing, I guess?

Jurassic Wark - The trials and tribulations of working at a Scottish dinosaur museum.

Jurassic Mark - A dinosaur named Mark?

Jurassic Nark - It's close enough to narc, and some people spell it with a K.

Jurassic Pank - Dinosaurs that use Panko bread crumbs? At least they have good taste.

Jurassic Pask - Okay that's too far, pask isn't even a word!

Jurassic Porg - This doesn't count but it was cute: https://www.altpress.com/images/uploads/news/jurassicporg.jpg

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Alo

Will Smith plays a boxer who politely greets everyone that he meets.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 years ago

We Bought a Loo – A techy young couple buys a “cozy” cabin in the woods via the internet. On move-in day they discover that it’s really an outhouse.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

The Killing of a Sacred Beer - a brewing company discontinues a popular brand of beer which is brewed from an ancient grain. A strange man puts a curse on the company forcing them to bring the popular beer back.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 7 years ago

Poophole

When architect Stephen Booker loses his partnership, he finds jobs hard to come by, and with money in short supply, he unwittingly becomes involved in a daring scheme to, you know... (see title.)

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I had a lot of fun with this thread. I believe Reality is Juror8

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