THEE General Discussion forum game: Change one letter in a movie title and alter the plot to reflect it. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

AFK

Oliver Stone documents the world of conspiracy, paranoia and counterintelligence in this movie depicting what it would be like for the president of the United States of America to be away from Twitter for a day. Rated R for ROFLAMO.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Endor's Game

Young Wicket W. Warrick is recruited by the Rebel Alliance to fight against the Empire, a genocidal human organization which nearly annihilated Endor in a previous invasion.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Caddyshark

An exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and his destructive shark caddy.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Poometheus

Exactly the same movie that came out in cinemas. "The Director's Log" as I remember Ridley Scott saying.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Premetheus

A prequel to the Alien prequel. Turtles all the way down.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Not bad, not bad at all!

Promotheus

A film about promoting a meaning that isn't quite there but still brings in a lot of dunderheads thinking it was the best thing humanity has experienced since the wheel was invented.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Are you still so butthurt over other people liking something you didn't?

You'll never grow up, infantile whiner.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

It was never the liking Spanners and you know that.

It was the attempt to start a cult of people knowing better but never being able to stand up to any scrutiny regarding their abusive beliefs. We've been over this many times and you'll not back down at your end and I certainly won't at mine. Take it for what it is.

Primotheus

A movie exploring the first though someone has after being asked "Why are you here?" which is never elaborated upon but is hinted towards meaning "To see a good movie" which some just take as actually being the case 😝😝😝

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

The Shape of Hater

An internet fairy tale, set against the backdrop of Prometheus era IMDb circa 2012. In the message board where he posts, lonely Harry is trapped in a life of self-isolation. Harry's life is changed forever when he and co-worker Brippy discover a secret classified Facebook account of a Prometheus fan.

;)

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Got to hand it to you Spanners, that was a very good take on this all!

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Grazie!

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Love Snory

A story about a group of people who think they enjoy a movie but can't quite explain what it is about the movie that they enjoy so much. Eventually descends into an attack on people who don't hold their same fascinations with insults, such as retard, moron and idiot, being bandied about in a desperate attempt to make themselves feel less foolish even though the damage has been irrevocably done and their foolishness is on full abandon for all of eternity to be mocked and laughed at due to their complete boringness and having less than a feathers' weight of worth in wit..

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

The Shaw Stank Redemption

Elizabeth Shaw is sentenced by haters to two consecutive life terms in Movie Prison for being a terrible main character of Prometheus, and is sent to a tough prison. However, Shaw knows she was a great character. While in the prison, she forms a friendship with David, and experiences the brutality of fanboy/hater life.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

The Shaw Thank Redemption

Noomi, having climbed out of the nightmare that was her filming Prometheus, dusts herself off and goes back into roles which require her rich acting experience and makes chilling and inspiring movies which change a generation of viewers wish to take on the profession of acting knowing that sometimes a bad call can happen but shouldn't shut down a career. She is appreciative of her supporters and apologises for the movie which people tell her not to worry about and that she should go partying with Idris and Tom Hardy.

Suddenly Carrots gets elected as the president of the United States...

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

The Talented Mr. Ridley

In 2010 Hollywood, Ridley Scott, a long-time overachiever, is sent back to reinvigorate the Alien franchise, a beloved multi-million dollar movie series. But when the first draft of the "Alien: Engineers" script has too much spoon-feeding, Ridley takes extreme measures.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Scott of the Fantardtic

Ridley Scott meets up with Damon Lindelof and decide to scam the entire fan base of the Alien and Ridley Scott science fiction fans by supplying a movie to the lowest common denominator - the fantard. With The Room recreated in an Alien universe they both sit back and circlejerk each other, all the while laughing at the idiots who think there is something worthwhile in their creation.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

You really cheated that title LOL

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Your first reply in this thread was a cheat Spanners!

This is my first time cheating, but yes - you caught me :p

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

The Neon Damon

When aspiring writer Damon Lindelof moves to Los Angeles, his youth and vitality is devoured by a group of spoon-feeding-obsessed haters who will take any means necessary to "get" his writing.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Ren

A half rat, half Chihuahua, animal attempts to make friends on the Internet to overcome their fear of meeting people in real life where he meets Nicolas Asphyxoid. Together they think their friendship will win over a group of people who don't believe that a movie they like as something of worth. Sadly lots of flames are used and Ren and Nicolas must say goodbye to each other as they've managed to burn the entirety of IMDb down through their poor attempts at insulting much more superior people.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Reality Bides

A poster named Reality and his fellow Prometheus board nemesis face life after IMDb, looking for debates and love in Moviechat.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Reality Cites

A poster named Spanners tries to show how he considers himself capable of being the nemesis of someone who is so awesome that it would be a hard measure for anyone to find someone capable of being so, let along a Promethetard with a limited vocabulary. Spanners desperately tried to bring up connotations and anecdotes which support his claim but ultimately can't provide one solid piece of evidence that could be academically cited and revels in the fact that he's just a poo-pee-head.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Ditty Harry

When a poster calling himself 'the Prometheus fan' menaces the boards, tough-as-fingernails and self-proclaimed-movie-god "Harry" is assigned to track down and ferret out the fan by using endless, repetitive, droning ditties about how a movie can't be enjoyed until first justifying it with Harry.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Meet John D'oh

A man NEEDING ATTENTION agrees to impersonate a KNOWING LAWYERS person who said he'd be SUPER RICH as a PRICK, and a LAUGHATHON begins.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Spanners

A scientist sends a man with extraordinary internet debating powers to hunt others like him.

Spanners II: The New Order

Spanners discovers a plot by renegade posters in the Prometheus board to take power with the help of evil socks.

Spanners III: The Takeover

Harry turns from a sweet young thing into a murderous, power-crazed troll after he watches an experimental movie called Prometheus. Another poster, Spanners, is the only one powerful enough to stop him.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

^I did appreciate that, I can't believe I didn't think of Scanners the entire time Spanners, great job!

Superfan

Kal-Yell is sent from his home world of SlippedOn to California, Earth to save his life. On Earth he has the extraordinary ability to be short sighted in his basic command of being. Through this inability to be aware of his own gaffs and how silly that makes him look he accidentally enjoys a movie that even pond scum are laughing at. Many years pass by and hilarity ensue.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

I too was surprised that Scanners took this long to get pulled in.

BASH

Bashers on an IMDb message board use weak humor and endless trolling to keep their sanity in the face of a movie they just don't get, and never will.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Shartnado

In Los Angeles a whirlwind of biblical proportions is heading Spanners' way. Only he and a team of highly retarded delinquents can attempt to bullsh*t their way out of being caught with their hand in the dookie jar and attempt to make the insult of "No you!" stick as if it is a real retort. With nothing to back up their earlier claims, and nobody seemingly wanting to offer their necks as scapegoats, it is down to a crew of around seen mentally deficient dimwits to try and somehow hope that a terrible film will take footing and be regarded as a classic - can this band of misfits pull of the greatest heist in cinematic history? (Spoilers - no they can't!!)

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Meet the Sockers

All hell breaks loose when the Prometheus board meets Harry and his socks for the first time.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Analyse Thus

The world takes a cold, clinical, objective look at people supporting the idea that Prometheus is a worthwhile movie and laugh their arses off something stupid at the ridiculous arguments put forward to try and misdirect people from the glaring plotholes and poor plot choices added into the script.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

The Dark Knight Ruses

Four years after Nolan's reign, the sequel to The Dark Knight, with the help of IMDb trolls like Harry, is heralded as the Second Coming to save Hollywood from movies like Prometheus. But all his hope is dashed when it turns out that the bulletproof Nolan has been pretending, and churns out a horrible stinking pile of trash.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

The Punished

A bunch of folk who don't know when to back down continually get their asses handed to them over and over again until it simply looks like they are performing monkeys.

Their battle, trying to make an Anime movie turned into an action movie with real people playing the parts look like something which isn't a Saturday morning cartoon fest for window lickers.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Wander

Based on the website, WANDER tells the incredibly insipid and heartworm-grade story of Harry, a boy with mental differences who enters the IMDb boards, wandering around trying to find fans of a mainstream movie to troll for the first time.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Callen

An evil skanky spirit keeps reappearing in sock accounts hell bent on trying to promote unintelligence as something worthwhile and keeps pushing IQ as if that is any indicator of intellect. The spirit seems to think that calling people names is an apt argument for its motivations even though it is clearly apparent to all that it is the most ineffectual way to win an argument when flounced with superior wit. The movie starts with the line "Let me tell you about the time I nearly tried..."

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

28 Weeks Hater

Six months after Prometheus was released, the IMDb trolls helped to secure a small board for the haters to repopulate and start again. But not everything goes to plan.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Shame

A weary skilled gas-lighter attempts to settle down with fellow confused science fiction fans, but a smoldering Lover/idiocy conflict forces him to act. He must take on a gang of shameful harassers and trot away having cleaned up the town leaving little Joey and his family to wonder if he still lived.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Can't wait... Have a second one ready.

The Hate of the Furious

When a mysterious movie seduces Harry into the world of trolling and a betrayal of the Brippy closest to him, the Broken Record Crew faces trials that will test them as never before.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Point Bleak

A crew of misinformed miscreants decide to claim a message board as their own and state that a bad movie is actually a good movie. Harry Utah steps in an kicks all their asses and gets the girl. There's quite a few memorable quotes but it doesn't matter to the bad guys because in the end they all die. Gary Busey should have got three of those chili dogs.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Stirdust Memories

While looking back through the dusty, cobweb-flecked annals of his memory, a message board poster inaccurately recalls his posts for a movie he hates: the inspiration for his crusade.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Pooper

A man thinks that by going back and repeating the same boring message he can somehow save himself from his own dull existence. Never understanding that he keeps repeating the same mistakes and never learns from his determined will to fail. Stars Robin from Batman (What a twist!).

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Talk the Line

A chronicle of tough-talking (but only talking) Prometheus board "legend" Harry, from his early days on a "What does it all mean" topic to his rise to fame with the haters, where he trolled alongside tkjoller, tardarian, and sinister_prog.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

The Aristorats

When O'Malley the alley rat tries to guide his slapdash band of butt-lickers back to safety and an inheritance of infinite storage space 1Gb USB drives he stumbles upon Duchess, a cool feline who is hungry for rodents and will stop at nothing to satisfy her lust for murinae entrails. Unable to deal with a woman of any species O'Malley tries to mention highly inappropriate sexual exploits openly as a means of finding leverage for getting his end away. I won't spoil any more but the Skat Cat aspect will have you thinking less of an automated money teller and more of downing a bottle of bleach.

Bed time at my end Spanners, I look forward to your further entries. Maybe reply to the first post again for a bit to stop this being pushed over the the side any more.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Blame Runner

A Prometheus troll must pursue and try to terminate four fans who he shamelessly blames for his own message board behavior.

Goodnight

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Dube

A new blend of marijuana is on the streets and it's called Spice. Those who take it think that it somehow gives their voice more authority and power. Sadly that's jut a side effect of their being stoned and they actually look like drooling idiots unable to form a coherent sentence and almost exclusively make poor choices when it comes to cultural choices.

They keep talking about their worms as if it is a selling point even though it just comes across as creepy to everyone sober and eventually think they've won a war when all they've really done is scorch the Earth with regards to the message boards people shared before.

Based on the books by Frank Sherbet.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Starting a new sub-thread...

bother!

Movie fans' relationships are tested when uninvited trolls arrive at their board, disrupting their tranquil existence.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Here's another, a good one for ya (and I have another waiting):

Little Big Mad

Harry, looking back from extreme old age, tells of his message board posts and fighting with Prometheus fans, where he accuses another of insults yet still slings his own insults constantly, even years later, not even pretending to be the bigger person in his illusory victimization claims (thereby making the claims even more laughable).

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

The Lepo Movie

Unable to stop his brain from being eaten by leprotic bateria but still wishing to make a stab at leaving a legacy a no named vile person finds their ways onto the boards of a movie which they thought was stunning, a real moment in the history of humanity to behold. When pressed upon it as perhaps being a neurological disorder or psychiatric condition this no named leper insists that they see a splendour that only fools can't fathom and insists that they are seen the eyes of the polyatheistic and that only they, and a few other people of questionable character, seem to think are available to a select few. Eventually people get bored of them as they sing "Everything is awesome!" to themselves and slowly join the rest of the star dust in the infinite ebb and flo of the galactic microshores.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Witless

An old Glasgow man is sole witness to his own wit; Fellow poster taudarian goes into hiding in Prometheus country to convince him the wit was real.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

The Tranyporter

A Yank who is a bit dim decides to delivery their clear cut understanding of the universe, little do they know that they don't understand much of the universe outside of which burrito they like at their local Mexican joint. Deciding to bite the bullet and evolve themselves into something more they decide to try out as the other team and explore life, or as best they can, as the gender they were not born into.

Hilarity ensues as that entire classification of humanity also tells them to sod off for being a creepy dimwit who has as man insults within their repertoire as they do thumbs on their body.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Deconstricting Harry

Suffering from a five year bout of chronic redundancy, and eagerly awaiting his writing award for Greatest Message Board Posts Ever, Harry remembers events from his past trolling and scenes from his posts as characters, real and socks, come back to haunt him.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Catch Me If You Con

Pretty much the same movie only nobody is buying that Prometheus is worth watching, even when they get free money. Tom Hanks eventually puts they guys in jail for his own safety as they don't allow crap to be played in the Big House cinemaplex.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Snarknado

When a freak swamps the Prometheus board with his idiocy, IMDb's most annoying trolls rule the board as thousands of snarky posts terrorize the fans.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 years ago

Under the Tuscan Bun – Italian police investigate a suspicious death at a Cortona bakery.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

I was thinking of Tusken Raiders when I read your post.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Schindler's Fist - Oskar Schindler is a businessman by day but at night he has an iron fist which he uses to beat the crap out of the Nazis.

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