A fun thread about song lyrics that you may have misheard.
I'll start with a guy I knew a long time ago who used to be in a pool league.
He always wore a "Pool Shark" hat.
Whenever he heard The Police sing Every Breath You Take and heard the lyric
"My poor heart aches" he thought they were saying "I'm a pool hall ace" and would point
to his hat and get a shitty grin on his face. Still cracks me up.
What are you're favorite music lyrics that you've misheard ?
Can you imagine a nun being asked out of the audience to perform a song on the spot at a singing competition and the one that gets played is Van Halen's "Runnin' With the Devil?"
Joni Mitchell's Big Yellow Taxi. I always thought she said "The Pink Paradise put up a parking lot." In fact she says "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot."
"Here I go out to see again
The sunshine fills my hair and dreams hang in the air
Gulls in the sky and in my blue eyes
You know it feels unfair, there's magic everywhere
Look at me standing here on my own again, up straight in the sunshine
No need to run and hide, it's a wonderful, wonderful life
No need to laugh or cry, it's a wonderful, wonderful life
The sun's in your eyes, the heat is in your hair
They seem to hate you because you're there
And I need a friend, oh, I need a friend
To make me happy, not stand there on my own
Look at me standing here on my own again, up straight in the sunshine
No need to run and hide, it's a wonderful, wonderful life
No need to laugh or cry, it's a wonderful, wonderful life
Mmm, mmh, mmh, mmh, mmh"