Did I hear that correctly?

It was nice of Michael to do his part.

Get enough what at the post office ?
Stamps ?
Maybe he needed extra envelopes for Christmas cards.

Ha !
A lot going on here.
Is Dave the Tiger Roo's name or are they separate ?
I have a feeling you weren't the only one with this lyric.

Total Eclipse of the Heart. A girl in my class got offended by this song.
She said "How can you listen to that song ?" We asked "What are you talking about"
"It's got that word in it" We asked " What word"
She wouldn't say it so she wrote it down.

Real lyric-We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
She heard-We're living in a powder keg and giving off farts

She couldn't believe they would allow such words on the radio.
We all died laughing.

I have a feeling I also thought it was "wrapped up like a douche"!

I was always hearing: "Wrapped up like a douche, you know the runner in the night."

I imagined some guy who left his wife in the middle of the night, in the cold.

I always hear "wrapped up like a douche". Don't you?

Ha!

I want chew like a caveman who wants to chew "ugh, me want chew"
or like somebody who's jonesing for some smokeless tobacco.

The only reason you get a pass on this one is because it does fit.
You at least got the "L" and "A" right.
This is progress

I used to hear "lay love"

both versions of "Layla" as Bad Love, but especially in Clapton's one.

This one may be common.
Other than "guess".

Don't guess.
Does it or doesn't it ?
Make a decision.

OH MY GOD, I thought it was "I miss the rains down in Africa". WTF...

Wow, this is a blast from the past.

That lyric fit's quite nicely.