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That guy having sex with more than one woman is insane.
And a merry Christmas to you. I'm curious, what first made you realise you were my bitch? Was it the claim that you were leaving (but never actually did) with a dramatic (some might say flouncing) "bye bye"? Or was it the claim that this was your thread (in an equally girlish and rather hysterical fashion)?
Now that you're here, dancing like a good monkey, talk to me about the massive plot hole in this film. I'm convinced that will resolve the issue. Just let it all out. No one is judging you.
Why would I leave? I have a performing monkey that dances on command. And remember, this is your thread -- YOUR thread. Don't let them tell you otherwise. Now keep dancing for me while I watch Die Hard (another film with a plot hole). You love those.
And while you dance please wear something festive. Something that jingles. There's a good lad.
Poor lamb, let it all out. Give vent to those frustrations. It's not easy being a world class simpleton but you've turned it into an artform. I'm impressed.
Tell me more about how you're leaving this thread, flouncing off with a dramatic "bye bye." About how this is your thread that I'm bumping because you're a bona fide genius. Tell me more. I respect your intelligence immensely. I really do. I enjoy watching you dance and dance, like a retarded boy who refuses to let go of his favourite Lego.
But most of all tell me about the plot hole that ruined your life. To be fair, it was a big one.
Let it all out. Express yourself. Tell me why the plot hole is so upsetting.
When did the Tom Cruise fantasies first begin? Why did you say bye bye then not actually leave? Why did you claim this was your thread? Talk to me buddy, let it all out. We can solve this. I believe in you. Sure, you're not very bright, but we can do this. I'm here for you.
Because he's a very good actor. And has no ego about playing small roles. A genuine character actor.
On the upside , there are advantages to being my bitch, many wonderful benefits indeed.
But first and foremost, what is it about this massive plot hole that upsets you so much? You still haven't said (though we have our suspicions about Tom's running, don't we). But what is it exactly?
Keep dancing. Together we can solve this.
When you first realised you were my bitch, was it upsetting or strangely liberating?
Also, what other movies with massive plot holes and gay running do you like?
Why you so upset? What is it about this film's major plot hole that upsets you this much? It can't just be the thought of Tom Cruise running.
Does Tom Cruise running really have that much power?
Talk to me, kid. Let it all out.
Literally said this at the time. Just wait until the car is stopped then pull out your gun.
She was one of the worst characters.
If you liked this film you are sincerely low intelligence.
We'll see.
Ha ha ha ha, imagine being this thoroughly owned but trying to pretend, through the gushing of tears I would assume, that it's all just a dream. Ha ha ha ha ha
You poor little sausage.
You are forever my bitch. Until the end of time.
And remember, this movie has a massive plot hole.😁 It's HUGE!!! Big enough to fit your Tom Cruise fantasies inside 🤣🤣🤣
LOL, you made a fool of yourself and, for reasons passing understanding,have chosen to continue doing so. Which is fine by me. You are a cretin. And I am loving every minute of the inevitable narrowing of boxes into infinity. You magnificent dumb fuck 🤣🤣🤣
HA HA HA So much coping and seething.
You made an idiot of yourself then tripled down. Then quadrupled.
How are you not embarrassed by how badly you've been owned? How?
I demand answers...
You get how dumb you made yourself look, though, right? I mean... please tell me that you at least get that.
"Bye bye, I'm leaving. This is my thread." Etc.
Surely some part of you acknowledges your immense mid-wittery here.
No?
Then let us continue...
😁
Ha ha ha ha ha ha still posting after saying "bye by" like some flouncing retard.
I'm loving your thread by the way. So glad you started it.
https://i.imgflip.com/2flt2v.gif
Ha Ha ha ha ha
This is too beautiful.
How many posts since you said goodbye? I've lost count.
Ha ha ha you thought you started this thread. Ha ha ha ha
You absolute utter simpleton.
Ha ha ha ha
The thread started by Painbow?
The copium is strong.
By the way, when you said "bye bye" six posts ago, did you anticipate the moist warmth of being my eternal bitch? LOL