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I Saw Aquaman - First Non Spoiler Impressions "Something, Something...Trident"
Gunn jokes about anally child raping daughter too
LOL...more like FRAGGLEROCK!
Was the Anti-Pedo Message a Swipe at MCU?
TWS is essentially a Star Wars rip off
The thing about Yoda
Never forget what Force Awakens was!
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Fine. Good dodge. We will find out what he is.
Men get arrested, dogs get put down.
Jeez, that post started promising but dumbed down per line.
The difference is Gunn breached contract and Disney CoC (i) by not disclosing his pedo&rape output (unlike his homo output he apologized for) and (ii) he continued it during his Disney tenure eg with the infamous Eagle snatches kid depravity.
He is bottom of the barrel slime. And the fact that you defend him makes you his kind of scum. I notice: even though he left Man Child Universe and is at DC now you defend him and try to shit on Snyder (the man that gave us Watchmen).
Maybe, just maybe James "I'd break my daughter in anally before she gets married"Gunn's tweets, videos and pedo pics arouse you just a little bit? Were you one of his "BFFs" at Nambla?
Ahh, I see he was just joking? Suuuure, if you are into child rape it certainly must seem funny to you, like racist jokes to racists... But for the rest of mankind it's seriously disturbed.
Your logical fallacy is false equivalency.
If you compare the oft-mocked "dance off, turd blossom" dreck (defeating the films main villain lol) with a random dance in SS you are seriously retarded.
And you are even more retarded if you compare one silly line in Aqua with a never ending plague of penis, turds and nipple dialogue in the anysmal racoon turd movies.
Just from shit Vol 2:
Hahaha I have famously huge turds!!!
I will hide a squishy turd in your pollow case
Did you create a penis?
I have sensitive nipples
I'm Mary Poppin y'all (cringe)
He could be your David Hasslehoff!
My name is taser face hahahahahahaha
Professional asshole, pretty much a bro
The scriffy puppy he is so cute he is gonna make me die!!!!!
etc etc
#fireJames"Cum stained boys make me EXTREMELY HAPPY"Gunn
WB are scum for hiring this slime. I bet he gets spit out like hack Whedon soon enough. SuSquad2 is not even properly announced. And the star Harley Quinn gets her own movie with Birds of Prey.
That being said, I bet you cannot work out two central legal differences as to why WB hiring Gunn is not as bad as if Disney kept him. I challenge you.
the fanboy dost protest too much, methinks.
I did not intend you hurt your feelings for Wood-Face Larson. She is sweet, especially her Stan Lee memorial photo was....so Her(o).
LOL at "mentally and obviously stupid", how mad you got.
my man!
I like you, that's enough Marvel for me. Thanks.
Yes- he's a bit of a clown and gets his ass kicked royally. I like exactly that about him.
Boy, you MCUs will soon try to migrate in masses from the Man Child Universe to DC when Captain Marvel finally arrives. She is so super strong and perfect - she even un-Sues Rey.
And don't get your hopes up, Wood-Face Larson won't smile at you just for her concern that you could ask her for her number. Her only weakness amidst all her perfection...have fun..
"Muscle" is a term used for secondary villains who are not in charge, enforcers. That's exactly what Maul and Boba, or Jango and Manta were. They were awesome in that regard. Manat could be in Star wars and would look kewl, the artdesign design is iconic.
If Black Panter would fight Aquaman, he would become Black Manta. If he fought Jabba, he would become Black Bantha.
Venom is long beaten, it's higher than Fragglerock but slightly below Guardians2.
They all got their ass handed over to them by Aquaman.
Guardians was defeated in a dance off and Guardians 2 was flushed away like a raccoon turd. Thor is crying like a girl again when getting a haircut. Venom rolled away like a turd in the wind.
Dance off, you big turd blossom! Lol, The DC movies are way more mature and for a way grown up fanbase, at least intelligence age wise.
MCU with it's kiddy movies has nothing compared to TDK or Watchmen or even WW. The warehouse fight scene in BvS alone is the best fight since TPM dual of the fates. And real, not CGI heroes clobber porn-ing and crying "you should not have killed my mommy" like Ironman and that idiotic poser in GotG.
In fact DC fans are typically fat middle-aged virgins with anger issues, like Star Wars fans...or like you Furious. Shame that you still sniff raccoon turd movies and get sensitive nipples about them.
Grow some man-balls already, or I have to shoot that ball sack of a chin right out of your face one day (and will cry bitterly).
Love, Tristan
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