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I opined a couple of years ago that Archie had become Batman. Well, now he's Superman! Well, a low rent, shitty Superman who can't fly or all those other things. I guess it's kinda like Smallville. Now we've got 4 other super humans running around trying to figure out how to dispose of Pazuzu from the Exorcist. Imagine, I actually compared the first season of this show to Veronica Mars. That didn't last long. I love how this show is somehow more batshit insane than Legacies, the show that's basically Teen Wolf OD'ing on every club drug imaginable. Somehow, with all the crazy, the single worst part may be the straight washing of the LGBT characters and turning Kevin into Hitler. Good job, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa. Still, I can't stop watching this train wreck.
It's so fucking crazy, how can you look away?
Veronica is a moron. I don't want to be that judgmental, but she's running an illegal drinking establishment for teenagers while bitching about her father's illegal activities. She couldn't get into a good school without her daddy's money and nepotism anyway. It's always great to see Hiram knock her down a peg. Also, she should have been arrested for what she did to Elton John's song.
Betty was technically hypnotized when they drugged her and had Polly pretend to be Dark Betty. I assume that's when they're going to say they planted the suggestion. Technically, that's not how hypnosis works, but this is Riverdale.
Now that Archie's Batman, Arrow needs to come for a cross-over. They can have a flexing contest and see who has the better abs. Then they can jerk each other off. That's the only way Archie can become interesting. Also, fuck the construction company. No one has see it in 2 years. I think Hiram already turned it into fizzle rocks and no one wants to admit it. Also, if Uncle Frank doesn't turn into a werewolf, I'm going to be deeply disappointed (Sanctuary fans unite!)
The only serious thing I'll say is I think you're right about Charles, minus killing Jughead. Unless Spruce really wants off the show, I don't think they'll do that.
A preview of ******'s real killer. It's a gigantic boom mic! I'm just messing around, well, about the killer. There really is a mic in that shot (it's so big that I assume Jug had to say his lines to crew people instead of the man playing FP Senior). It's hardly the worst fuckery this show has anymore. Tangerines, anyone?
If I were a snowflake, would you catch me with your tongue? Why do you build me up, Buttercup? Don't break my heart.
I was only slightly annoyed at first. Now I'm totally fascinated by how triggered you've become over being called out over a little bad behavior. Buttercup, eh? Do you want me to be your buttercup? I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement. And as far as a life is concerned, you've got nearly 15k posts on this site. I have less than 10. Maybe you should find a non-binary non-judgmental buttercup irl to spend time with. It might improve your demeanor.
Looking forward to your next reply,
XOXO
So that means we're in agreement. You have nothing of value to add.
And despite my overwhelming arrogance I will deign to get one such as yourself some magnificent words of wisdom, totally free of charge. When you insult someone yet you can't spell or type, and you want to quote them, make sure to use the copy & paste function.
You cared enough to leave a response. Now move along little troll. I'm sure there's a lonely bridge out there with your name on it.
I didn't think about them still being dead. That's a pretty good theory and it does keep in line with the show. I think the premise was that the real Chidi made Eleanor better, so hopefully they're not gonna do (more) fakes. With this show, you never know!
I think the first episode of the revival was better than the entire 8th season. I'm sorry, but this show had lost it's way by the end.