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Someone watched The Substance...
No "Best Moustache"?
After seeing the film I can say that they successfully used enough makeup to completely remove any trace of his fucking face.
Adopt the "Disney Star Wars Approach" and assume that they will fuck it up. Watch it with low expectations, and if they do a good job, you can be pleasantly surprised.
I could if I knew whether I was far-right or not.
Too many cocks.
Why don't you define what YOU mean by "far-right"?
Is this your first day on the Internet?
No "Africans invented snow"?
Feeble attempted trollage.
Try harder.
Anyone who would pay to see this is.
No.
It is her one good song.
The rest is flat, clumsy disposable trash for cretins with shallow, self-centred lyrics.
It is a vehicle that looks like when you turn the graphics down in a 20 year old computer game and get the low polygon model.
I watched this because Clive Barker said he chose the director for Candyman based on his directing of this movie.
It was...OK. More of a quaint look at England in the not-so-distant past than a real horror of any kind.
It felt like they had ADR'ed/re-recorded the sound and, at least in the version I watched, the kid's voice was in sync with her lips and her mother's wasn't.
But yeah, you can't really expect amazing acting from a kid in a low-budget movie like this.
You shouldn't even have dignified the remake with a watch.
If people stop watching shitty remakes, they will simply go away.
Yeah, that's how it should be done. Proper craft and effort is real movie magic.
Under the tall trees...
Did you finish it?