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Emma is a lot quicker and she'd hurt trump with slight punches, but eventually trump would get hold of her, put her in a headlock and rub her head. what's that called?
Definitely Kristen Stewart, except she would have to be killed by the monsters. Preferably dismembered.
One of the big monsters stepped on her and flattened her into a pancake.
Dude, it's kind of selfish to be worried about your close family members going to hell, when, if orthodox Christians are correct, almost everybody who has ever lived who was not a Christian will spend eternity in Hell. Your poor family will just have to join the crowd and suffer for eternity.. Too bad! That's the way Christians see it. And they can justify it, too, by claiming that those billions of hell-dwellers deserve their punishment because they made the free choice to reject God and his only "begotten' son. Or, some retarded shit like that. Christianity is just f-cking retarded. Don't worry about it. If there is a just god and your family are not psychopaths, they and you will be fine.
She was not a typical teenager. She was depicted as a manipulative psychopath, but she is held up as perfect and awesome. Not cool!
Gal Gadot: Beautiful and majestic. Amazing! Wish she had more weight, though
Margot Robbie: Awesome actor; brilliant. Very pretty, sexy and cool as Sharon Tate.
Amber heard: I don't know?
Maria Elizabeth Winstead: Beautiful woman who has played iconic characters. She lost the fight in Sky High; she was a casual loser in Scott Pilgrim; and she was splattered by a train in one movie.
Jurnee Smollett: ?
I liked the movie a lot. It was fun and tight, but I thought all of the female characters, except for the villain, Royal Pain, were weak and stupid. The grown women, Principal Powers and Jetstream were pathetic. During the final scene, when Royal Pain was taking over and turning everybody into babies, Principal Powers disappeared, except she screamed like a pathetic bimbo just before she was turned into a baby. Jetstream was no better. She was beautiful and had great power (she could fly), but in the last scene, after her husband was turned into an infant, she flew towards Royal Pain like a freaking idiot and was quickly turned. She was stupid and submissive throughout the movie. About as dumb and incompetent as Principal Powers. They were definitely not kick-ass female warriors.
And the young female characters were just as stupid and weak. Of course I've covered how stupid, weak, and even evil, Layla Williams was. She was the worst female heroine ever created, and she wasn't even funny or witty in the least. She was so bad, I now see the actress who played her, Danielle Panabaker, as weak, awkward, a non-feminist, and stupid. What about, Magenta? Well she had an attitude. That was cool, but, she, like Layla, was physically weak. And, even with an attitude, she was a follower. She did what she was told. For Christ's sake, how could she be a bad-ass warrior? Her power was that she could turn into a rodent. Call her "rodent Girl." Even, Royal Pain, the female villain. although smart and strong, lost the fight. She lost the final fight with Will Stronghold and was thrown head first into the chandeliers. Not cool!
so, yes, I liked the movie but was extremely disappointed in its depiction of women.
If they could use their powers, Wonder would dominate. She would just throw Layla way up into the sky, and when the weeds and brush formed a cushion below Layla so she could have a soft, cushioned landing, Wonder would just redirect a passenger jet so that it would hit Layla: "SPLAT!" It's over.
If they had to fight, like an MMA match, without using their powers, wonder would destroy and severely hurt Layla. Layla was slow and fat and was unfit to be a hero. Layla sucked!
It has to be a bad-ass feminist chick. Maybe, Bella? Of course it wouldn't go well for poor Bella. It'd go like this:
Bella uses her speed to confuse Jason. She zips around Jason, circling Jason, trying to unbalance the brute and catch him by surprise. But, as she circles him with blistering speed, like a tornado, Jason suddenly sticks his arm out like a thick tree. Bella cannot react in time and runs into his massive arm at break-neck speed. Her face collapses inward and her head pops off and flops back. Her headless body flops back also. She lands on her butt, but her momentum causes her to slide across the ground. She leaves a trail away from Jason. Bella was no match for Jason.
Maybe they will do a lesbian super-heroine movie together. Chloe will be Hit-Girl and Kristen will be a female Kick-Ass. Except, they wouldn't be very good heroines. They are dumb and slow and would get their saggy asses kicked by any bad person.
I agree. Joanna was am overbearing piece of sh-t. and she was mean to Stephanie. I wish Stephanie would have kicked Joanna's constipated butt and booted her out of the Inn in front of all of the guests.
Alex was an idiot. She wore tight jeans, or pants, pulled way up high so that she always had a wedgie. Her ass jiggled.
I found Alex so annoying that I hated her. I hated her so bad I wish that the other woman, the one who worked the counter, would have kicked her squishy ass and literally run her out of the area in a sack wedgie. Alex would be yelling "OW! OW! OW!
STOP! STOP! STOP!" As she is dragged out never to be seen again.
How long does it take to fry Sarah's brains?
No, she doesn't know karate. People are afraid of her but they shouldn't be. She is just a bully. If she and Cat got into a knock-down-drag-out fight, Cat would kicks Sam's butt and leave the bully face down in a trashcan.
Herod would not have been intimidated and he would not have lost to Ellen. He would have been much quicker than her and shot a whole through her head before she even thought of drawing her gun.
It's kind of important the Bat Woman be a bad-ass. Kristen is not a bad-ass. She would get her ass kicked by every villain who ever lived, maybe except for the one played by Danielle Panabaker. even KStew could beat up Panabaker.
I'd rather Chloe get a colonoscopy.
Not just her tummy,which is so soft, her butt, while not huge, lacks muscle tone and is very gelatinous as it jiggles.
Yep she is fat. Like a butterball.