My friends facebook rant AGAINST Tenet
And I quote:
"Fuck Christopher Nolan and FUCK the movie TENET!
Not only is this movie a piece of shit, it's a Mind-Fuck piece of shit!
Watching TENET is like rocking up to a blind date with a Toothless Fat Chick that ALSO happens to be a Clinical Psychologist firing off prodding questions about your traumatic childhood and the meaning of life!
Robert Pattinson plays (I assume) a Transgender Fairy running around in camo-gear loosing a couple of time travelling bullets for fuck knows whatever reason.
And the LEAD ACTOR is a Midget named John David Washington, who despite being the son of the great Denzel Washington has about as much presence as a glass of Soy Milk in a Volcano!
I had to read the end credits to realise his character wasn't actually played by KEVIN HART!
And by the way it's about fucking CLIMATE CHANGE!
Low and behold future humans can REVERSE TIME but they can't remove some fucken Carbon Dioxide from the atmosphere! Couldn't plant a few fkn trees? Farrrrk me!
If Christopher Nolan walked up to me in the street and offered me $1million cash, I would headbutt the cunt and tell him to get out of my face!"
He then made these comments:
"Christopher Nolan must be surrounded by so many Yes-Men and drug addicted Hollywood degenerates, that every time he overdoses on Ketamine, rolls around on the kitchen floor scribbling on the tiles with some fkn Crayons, his advisers must come in and say "Excellent job sir! This movie script will win you an Oscar we're sure of it!"
"The Climate Change part of the storyline probably wasn't his mistake if we're giving credit where credit is due. As we all know every Movie, TV show, Sporting Team and Business must pay homage to the woke ideals of Climate Change and Social Justice or be censored by our PC overlords.
So they probably just added that part in afterwards to insure compliance"
"I like how every plot hole that doesn't make sense they go "don't try to understand it, FEEL IT".
I fkn felt my wallet getting $20 lighter"