The Eminem interview was the best.
Another great scene no one mentioned here is when Aaron tries to kill Kim Jong-un with poison and Dave stops him saying he's a Jew (Un: "ewww!").
It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throat-Warbler Mangrove'
The entire CIA grey room bit
"I walk in their like a *beep* gansta and blow his little ass away"
"ALL OVER HIS FACE...THE END"
"Are you honey dicking"
"I said that b**** was blind as a bat"
Forgot about the *beep* punt bit. That was funny too.
As was Suk's line of "that's a little *beep* up, no?" (when Seth told her the name of the dog)
Thinking back to Rogen's lilting voice when he asked Diana Bang,
So how did you end up, uh, second-in-command of a, uh, totalitarian dictatorship?share
It was definitely *beep* Punch"! (if the tiger is female)
shareDave: "It's an orange stripey dog"
Aaron: "I didn't pack well for this trip!" "I packed like a fool!"
Dave on how he can't stop smelling his stink dick.
Dave: "Let's just say I'm going to give him a little something extra with my hand" and then Aaron yells at him "Shut up! Shut up! Why would you say that?"
Aaron holding out his hand wanting to shake Kim Jong Un's hand.
How there was a secret tunnel just like Dave envisioned prior to the mission.
Dave saying to Digby that they're returning to America "where we don't eat dogs" haha!
I *beep* my pants with Kim every time, when he says "excuse me". That face! I love it!
And when Franco says "Ladies and Gentlemen, Kim just shat his pant".
I die every time.
Probably when Dave Skylark says 'Konichiwa' at the airport.
share"Eminem is gay on our show!!!!!"
The whole Eminem sequence was funny but I loved it when he said that line.
When Seth finished shoving the thing up his ass and Lizzie Kaplan said "You are a hero."
"It's a big orange and black stripey dog!"
All the Lord of the Rings references, especially Franco's Golum impersonation.
And all the other things people have mentioned, "they hate us cuz they ain't us", the Katy Perry song, etc.
Oh, also, "I've banged more chicks than Ellen" and "FAKE GRAPEFRUIT!!!!"