10 = Unsentimental, yet very emotional, thought-provoking movie that touches my intellect as well as emotions. And god yes, emotions are needed. I haven't seen a Hollywood movie that is 10, even though I probably have rated some that on paper in weak moments. Or in digital print that is.. The dispair in the long takes of Michael Haneke takes me here, like in The Sevent Continent. And Pier Paolo Pasolinis voyeurism into the darkness of the mind and heart, like in Theorema and Salo. And many of Lars von Triers exploration of the wildness of the human mind, like Breaking the waves. His mommy issues almost kicks him down a notch.. But the true feelings I felt when I saw Breaking the waves on my film schools cinema, crying, while I felt the cruelty of the human nature, made me feel the message Dancer in the dark is just magic for me, even though the musical acts doesn't seem perfect, but still it's there. For me.. Gaspar Noe as his best. Pi, Enter the void and irreversible. David Lynch. You always know what the character's feel and through pop culture you see the magic. The mind is warped, but the surroundings gives clues to a great emotional truth. You desire, you feel and you live it. Not everything is what it first seem, but when you delve into it, there's no denying in the intent. Lost Highway and Blue Velvet for example melt my heart. Ingmar Bergman. Carl Theodor Dreyer.
9 = Same as 10, but with a bit more room for sentimentality but not that much, and the best of Hollywood in my eyes hava a chance. Almost a 10. 12 Monkeys I place here. Some Tarantino. Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs. Darren Aranofsky's The Wrestler, and Black Swan.
8 = Best of Hollywood. Sentimentality is allowed, but not over-sentimentality. It sure does need a meaning. Here is where I place Locke. And Alien. And some Tarantino. Django Unchained. Jackie Brown. Kill Bill.
7 = I enjoy the hell out of this, it's not a classic for me, but I can re-watch it, but it's on the boarder line for being a guilty pleasure. I allow more sentimentality and a good story arch is in the center of my attention. (Die Hard and The Man with the naked gun) I guess I let my nostalgic feeling of being a teenager in the movie theater get a hold of me here sometimes. Like Independence Day and Judge Dredd (I know many will disagree with me on the last one). Many family movies from the 90's like Home Alone and Gremlins belong here. And many movies that is nothing BUT guilty pleasures, which I wouldn't want to admit I liked even a bit in any even semi-intellectual film circles. (Critters, Silent Night,Deadly Night 2, Munchies, that shark movie where Samuel L. Jackson gets eaten by a mutated shark) And ok, Gravity is almost down at a 6, but it was worth a rewatch and I stand by it. But oh GOD the ending DON'T deserve a 7.
6 = Decent, worth watching. Replay value not that great, but I'm glad I saw it. Once.. Requiem for a dream. Not the masterpiece many thinks it is, but it's ok. His message gets through. Some old movies I liked as a teenager gets here when rewatching it. Like Air Force One.
5 = Ok, I saw it, it was ok in SOME sense, but not re-watchable. Leave me with a bad taste in my mouth. Loved Ghost Dad as a kid, but now it ends up here.
4 = Too sentimental, and weird storyline. If the movie is lucky I might give it an ok minus minus, bad on you, do better next time, but I believe you can do better. Steven Spielberg as his worst. War Horse made 4 for me
3 = Not necessarily the worst technical aspects, but bad story and acting. Titles are forgotten.
2 = So bad it's involuntarily funny. After feeling embarrassed and cheated for the first half of the movie I more than likely turn it off.
1 = Mostly really amateurish, and full of clichés and embarassing moments. Story doesn't make sense to me and itæs so see-through that I want to vomit. Uwe Boll and John Carter is in this cathegory for me, even though the last one had good technical aspects. But it doesn't save it for being the clichéful, weird mess that it is.
OK, I guess this post is more like an entry for myself, than for people reading it, and I know people will dissect this like a frog, but in some way, in my ADD-filled head, it makes sense.
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