Alberto: Are you interested in hearing about these robberies or are you just gonna sit there and let the Alzheimer’s run its course?
Probably the best line in any movie I've seen in the past few months...and I see about 20 movies a month.
Absolutely!
share"He wouldn't know God if he crawled up his pant leg and bit him on the pecker." I rewound that part so many times!!
sharelady at the diner "what you don't want"
sharelady at the diner "what you don't want"
For me it was what alberto says about white people taking from indians and now banks taking the same from everyone when they are staking out by the bank.
There are many hilarious lines throughout the movie but this line which drives the point that this isn't a cowboys vs indians western but a cowboys vs banks neo-western
This theme is very evident right from the start where: "3 trips to Iraq and no bailout for us" is written on the wall. And I must admit seeing a cowboy using his intellect and playing a bank against itself is much more fun than seeing him hurt some Indians or dig for gold.
The old waitress at the T-Bone Cafe
"I'm hot, and not in a good way"
and then right after
Waitress: "So that's two t-bones, medium rare..."
Alberto: "Well actually could I...."
Waitress "Weren't a question"
this a**hole from New York ordered a trout, back in 1987. We ain't got no g*******d trout.
Dont waste my moderfockin time!
I wrote a bunch down. I'll add to this. I love these kinds of threads.
Off the top of my head, it's the humor that I recall easily. The one where he needed to get through all the "Injun" jokes before moving the the "Mexican" ones was funny, when talking about his partner.
GFW
And another one that was funny came from the diner about the bank had been stealing from him for 30 years so he was glad someone was ripping it off. (paraphrasing)
GFW