The original trilogy is crap.anyway


It has no lesbians.

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That's actually a reasonable argument...

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Hugely overrated. The three film's main appeal was in the character of Darth Vader voiced by James Earl Jones. Take him and Obi-Wan Kenobi played with his usual gravitas by Alec Guinness out of them and what's left is pretty mediocre.




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The very concept of the universe Star Wars introduced was vastly superior to anything else. A galactic civilization so old, that fantastic technologies are old and rusty, and you are used to living your life among countless vastly different alien species. This whole concept was mind blowing back in the 70's. Other than that, the dialogs, the plot, the ridiculously simple way this rebellion thing worked, everything else was pretty childish. Still to this day, i believe only "Rogue One" holds its ground.

But the idea of that ancient galaxy, man, that is what still has us hooked.

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Oh they know this - but there is no defending the DT so now it's defection time.

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Yes, the works of Jean-Claude Mézières were groundbreaking. I understand why Lucas is such a big fan.

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I see what you are trying to wiggle in there. Nevertheless, it doesn't explain why nobody else sobered up, but kept making aliens by gluing ugly foreheads and making people wear gray future spandex to future the sh!t out of things.

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LOL. Best argument against the original trilogy I've heard.

Fortunately Rise fixes that oversight, I heard.

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Thread of trolls here.

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Had incest though.

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Well, to be fair, it was with Carrie Fisher in her prime, and Luke was quite the sheltered farm boy . . . just sayin'.

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It has no lesbians.

Then it would have had too much violence and lost its PG rating.

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Or Mary Sues

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Luke was a Gary Stu.

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Given your perspective of a retarded SJW that thinks with whatever sludge is pumped out of their ovaries, I can see why you'd believe that.

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Really. Let's see, of the top of my head. Star Wars.

After buying both droids. Luke doesn't properly lock down R2D2 after learning he's looking for his old master. Having to find the now missing R2 with C-3P0. Luke is ambushed and knocked unconscious by a Tusken Raider. And of course "the piece de resistance". Convincing his uncle to buy RD2 and C-3P0 in the first place. Causing the death of his Uncle and Aunt by the hands of the Empire.

Hardly the stuff of a Gary Stu.

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Yeah, like Mon Mothma was into dudes...

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