Rose-enhanced movie endings


Star Trek 2:

Spock: I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live long and Prosper.

Rose opens the door and hauls Spock out of the engine room.

Rose: Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.

Radiation floods the Enterprise, killing everyone on board.

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Titanic:

Rose has been put into a lifeboat that is lowering away, and she looks up longingly to Jack on the top deck. Then, at her own risk, she jumps off the lifeboat onto a lower deck and scrambles back on board. Then, she reunites with Jack:

Jack: You're so stupid, Rose, why did you do that?? WHY???

Rose: Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.

Jack throws her overboard.

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LMAOoooooo

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Deep Impact, Rose-enhanced

A Space Shuttle crew is tasked with destroying a civilization-threatening comet on a collision course with Earth.

Mission failed; comet split into two pieces - BOTH headed for Earth.

The smaller piece strikes the Atlantic Ocean, creating mega-tsunamis that kills tens of millions.

The larger piece is four times the size of the smaller one and will impact land in Western Canada. The ejecta will blot out the Sun and kill billions.

Captain Spurgeon TANNER, mission commander; TULCHINSKY, SIMON, BAKER, AND ROSE, crewmembers.

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TANNER: If we can get the remaining bombs in that vent there shouldn't be anything left of that comet bigger than a suitcase. We can't do anything about the little one, but it might give them a chance.

SIMON: To get the nukes into the vent...

TANNER: We have to put them there.

Tanner shows them his sketch, arcs and ellipses, the Messiah going into the vent. There's a long beat.

TULCHINSKY: So, if we fail, we'll never know, and if it works, we'll never know?

Tanner nods. Another long moment. Finally:

BAKER: Look at the bright side, we'll all get-high schools named after us.

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The shuttle has flown into a breach in the comet's structure and is about to detonate the nukes that will destroy it and save billions of lives on the Earth.

BAKER: In 40 miles...25 seconds...

She keeps counting. Tanner yells back to Tulchinsky.

TANNER: Prepare to synchronize the nukes.

BAKER: ...23...22...21...20...

Tulchinsky hits the button and the nukes begin to count down in perfect unison...19...18...17...

BAKER (CONT'D): It's been a pleasure serving with you, Commander.

Suddenly the countdown stops and ROSE emerges from the back of the ship, smiling stupidly.

ROSE: I disabled the nukes.

TANNER: For the love of God, WHY????

ROSE: I saved you, dummy. That’s how we’re going to win — not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.

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The Shining.

Rose finds Jack Torrance in the maze and helps him back in the Overlook. Jack kills Rose and his family.

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Wizard of Oz.

Rose boots the water allover Dorothy. Gives the speech then sets all the flying monkeys loose.

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Titanic:

*night, on wooden door, on ocean*

Rose as by Kate Winslet: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.

*lets go*

*Rose of SW jumps on to door, inadvertently knocking Rose as by Kate Winslet into the water*

Rose of SW: We win by saving what we love!

*Rose of SW reaches into water, pulls out dead Leo, makes sad face at the moon*

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Rose is indeed the Anti-Spock:

The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.


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A New Hope - As Obi-Wan sacrifices himself to make him more powerful than Vader could ever possibly imagine, Rose shoves him out of the way.

Rose: We don't kill what we hate, dummy. We save the ones we love.

Vader: Hmmm... it seems Obi-Wan had a plan of some sort. Put him in the detention center!

Obi-Wan is imprisoned. When the Rebels come back to blow up the Death Star, Luke doesn't get instructions from Force Ghost Obi-Wan and fails the trench run. All the Rebels die and Luke goes back to his farm and drinks a lot of blue milk.

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