Bagels


I could not take this movie seriously :D.
Every time the bagels were mentioned my friend and I internally lost it, too hilarious.
"I knew you were innocent, because the bagels were still warm. What kind of man buys warm bagels, and then goes to kill someone" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

They should call the sequel: Taken 4: Who took my Bagels?

Or

T4K3N: B4G3L5

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could asking the counter server when he bought the bagels not have been a better idea than sitting in the shop timing how long till the bagels temperature was just right lol.

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That was some funny ass *beep* man.

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I was thinking the same things. The M.E. Could have est a ToD and Brian had an alibi.

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Hey Lady (at the bagel shop) did you see this man (shows photo of Bryan), yes? Do you mind if I check out the security tape?

Oh wow he was here all the time his wife was being killed. Well that cuts the movie by 75 mins.

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hahaha of course.. very clever

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True, true.

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And the movie is cream CHEESE

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Funny thing, I was thinking the same thing at the beginning. I mean really who goes out to buy bagels and then slits someone's throat while the bagels are still warm lmao

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I didn't find it that funny but watching it with a friend is probably what made it so funny to you. I'm never able to take films too seriously watching them with my buddies. I did think it was interesting how Whitaker's explanation sounded ridiculous but actually made a lot of sense. I mean what becomes the motive, he killed her because she turned down warm morning bagels?

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But the point is that it should have been simple detective work to know that the telephone call to the cops about a woman screaming was made before or while he bought the bagels. What man kills his wife, goes to buy bagels and then goes back and picks up the knife again? That was my Colombo moment lol.

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Kevin Spacey.

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Bagels and 'Gurt

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The only thing Taken was my ticket money

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And 2 hours of your life

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Taken 4: Who took my Bagels?





Bryan Mills goes on an expedition to the place where Bagels originated (or invented ) and he tracks down the creator....and....and......humph !

That's all I've written for its script.


Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.

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